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Camelot
1823 M St NW Washington, DC 20036
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tuscl
A catch-all account
reviewed
12 years ago
had a fun time at this...
Had a fun time at this club. Went after a hockey game for an after party. All of the dancers were pretty top notch. They were easily 8-9s. I would...
kwilson16
reviewed
12 years ago
camelot easily has some of the...
Camelot easily has some of the best-looking dancers in DC. The selection yesterday was heavily Eastern European, but gorgeous. Drink prices were reasonable, the stage dances were fully nude, and the girls were very...
raye987
reviewed
12 years ago
i agree that camelot has the...
I agree that Camelot has the most attractive girls in DC. Lots of eye candy, at least in the afternoon -- I haven't been there at night for a while. I stop by once...
jddempsey
reviewed
12 years ago
i went to this club and...
I went to this club and another during my time in D.C. this summer. The Camelot is has two floors each with a bar and one stage. Both floors are rather narrow. The club...
ouige
reviewed
12 years ago
i was in dc to meet...
I was in DC to meet up with some friends. We bar hopped and then someone had the idea to go to a strip club. We had not done our homework and quickly discovered...
FrankieD
reviewed
12 years ago
camelot is pretty well known in...
Camelot is pretty well known in the area as being the club with the most attractive girls in DC. I have been here several times and for the most part the reputation is well...
MondoGoGo
reviewed
13 years ago
so i hadn't been to camelot's...
So I hadn't been to Camelot's for ages and would have remained fat dumb and happy had my favorite dancer not split the scene from a rival club and ended up working there. ...
blknbuffed
reviewed
13 years ago
actually, this is the second saturday...
Actually, this is the second Saturday afternoon, 5ish, that I decided to stop by Camelot. I had such a great time the first time that I had to go back to make sure...
JXJunk
reviewed
13 years ago
found myself bored in dc on...
Found myself bored in DC on a business trip and decided to check out Camelot. After showing my ID at the door I was directed upstairs by the bouncer inside. The bouncer upstairs showed...
JAYWALKING
reviewed
13 years ago
the camelot is a dc club...
The Camelot is a DC club located in the middle of downtown, easy to reach by walk, taxi or metro. By national standards, Washington is not a very good place to have fun at...
Sincerest
Mileage is not just a car thing
reviewed
13 years ago
i would love to write a...
I would love to write a follow-up review to this club, comparing it to my visit in August last year. But I couldn't get in. So imagine the way this goes. It's about midnight,...
raye987
reviewed
13 years ago
this is a very consistent club....
This is a very consistent club. It's been the same for years, although it doesn't look worn out. There are always some very attractive dancers. Today there were a couple a bit older with...
jjaxson101
reviewed
13 years ago
visited camelot a few weeks back,...
Visited Camelot a few weeks back, my first time there. The girls were hot enough, most of the dancers were in the 6-9 range, but rather tame compared to some other places I've...
neonbuzz
Virginia
reviewed
13 years ago
typical dc club. no touching or...
Typical DC club. No touching or lap dances, which for me basically defeats the purpose. Camelot does have the more attractive ladies in DC though. A couple 5's, many 7's and one or two...
imnumnutz
reviewed
13 years ago
20 yrs ago, i would get...
20 yrs ago, i would get hard just walking in this place, the dancers were so beautiful (or my testosterone was so high)! Now, it's really difficult to get excited (no pun intended)....
peter_goziner
reviewed
13 years ago
visited recently and agree with several...
Visited recently and agree with several of the previous reviews. Camelot is the best DC has to offer. The dancers are the most beautiful in DC. The club is great for watching nude dancing...
shotgunchop
New York
reviewed
13 years ago
this is the white strip club....
This is the white strip club. You may see one or two black/minority girls working there at any given time but mostly skinny white girls. nothing wrong with that, it just is...
deaftom
reviewed
13 years ago
camelot is one of the oldest...
Camelot is one of the oldest strip clubs in DC, and has a long-time reputation as one of the best. I've been there several times over the years, and compared to the other DC...
clubcurious
reviewed
13 years ago
camelot was our first visit to...
Camelot was our first visit to the so-called gentelemen club scene in DC I do not want to be biased because Camelot is not really a club, but notwithstanding dumb no lap...
Buffet
reviewed
13 years ago
i've been patronizing other local clubs...
I've been patronizing other local clubs the last 5 years because I didn't like what was then the Camelot style: old "showgirls" with preposterous artifical tits. So I've come in here 3 times in...
Kito
reviewed
13 years ago
camelot is the grandpappy of strip...
Camelot is the grandpappy of strip clubs in Washington DC. I've been there occasionally over the past 20 years, and Camelot has been a solid club, but never my favorite, through all those...
raye987
reviewed
13 years ago
my first visit in several months...
My first visit in several months and first night time visit in a couple of years. I normally stop for a few beers and lunch once in a while. Was slow when I arrived...
Hefneresque
reviewed
13 years ago
ok, have been making the rounds...
OK, have been making the rounds of DC strip clubs for 20 years and only go in here 3 or 4 times a year when girls I am friends with are dancing. Given...
dirkqwilds
reviewed
13 years ago
very nice inside. i really had...
Very nice inside. I really had no complaints after a long and stressful day. No one was too pushy about drinks and I was able to sit there and watch. Just a few others...
shiz
reviewed
13 years ago
just made a trip to dc....
Just made a trip to DC. Have not been here in over 15 years. Been searching for a good strip club to visit after doing the tourist stuff. Of course DC is small and...
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