Sam's Hofbrau Reviews

This is only a partial review. I showed up a bit past midnight. The valet parking had a few spots left, but it was $20. Kind of steep, if you ask me. But then again, it might be worth it for the peace of mind since at that time, all...

The girls here are surprisingly hot for there being no cover. Been on a Monday and Tuesday so far, evening time. Place starts filling up around 11 or so. They have some great specials on mexican beers if you come during the right time/day. Cheapest beers in LA and one...

8:30 pm. A quick swing past Sam's Hofbrau. Easy to find wth SatNav. There is secure valet parking here $5 and also a fair amount of street parking although the place seemed to be jumping and there weren't so many free places outside.

Once inside (no entry charge) you see a...

So it's been a while since I'd last went to Sams Hofbrau (or how i my friends and I know it as Sambo's) and i remember my first couple expirences being pretty great. So in lieu of the Lakers game last sunday (which we lost of course) We decided to...

Great place to catch a game, have a $3 beer and hang with some cool ladies. Love this place, some great average to above average regular women. Many will offer up take out when they know you. If you are into latinas with big to huge culos this is the...

A bit intimidating on the outside due to the strong security presence. Inside there were a lot of women, lots of tattoos and little rougher looking than the Spearmint Rhino down the street. I didn't get any lap dances as they were performed in the open on the...

Went there for the first time, $5 parking no cover. Went straight to the bar. Was ignored for 20 min but then a girl from costa rica offered me a lap dance (only $10). Everything was good, and I thought this one dance was really long, but then she said...

Dancers are good looking. There is an eclectic mix of nationalities on the dancers, you're sure to find one you like. The best thing are the prices: no cover, affordable drinks ($5-$10), $10 dances, $5 parking(bikini). The parking lot does get full if you go late. No cell phones or...

This is soft core strip club. the dancers won't even give you no attention. you have to approach them to get a damn lap dance. there were about 10 customers .....most of were getting no attention either. the stage dances were very boring.........security guard was total A--hole. i...

This is as grim as it gets. First of all. it is hardly in "downtown" LA -- it's about 20 minutes east without traffic in the middle of nowhere. They claim free admission, but there is required valet parking for $5. And there is this weirdness about...

This place is a total hoot. It's not like the other strip clubs, it's like a party in a bar gone wild. I didn't know what to expect, thinking it would be too tame since it doesn't do full nudity. But I was wrong, it was a...

Rolled in here during my lunch break and was pleasantly surprised. This is one of a limited number of clubs that serves alcohol in the Los Angeles areas. My beers were not that expensive and the atmosphere was friendly and lively. I don't think private dances are...

I haven't really seen that many of the LA clubs considering how many there are, but the clubs in that city are so spread out you can't really cover it unless you live nearby or have several days with nothing else to do. Sam's Hof Brau got the nod...

I often stop in here if I get a half day at work. Usually will go around 1pm or 2pm. I'm always surprised that there are about 10 or so ladies there in the daytime. Mostly latinas, a few white girls...but they're not my type. The...

I went to this place when I visited L.A. Mostly latino crowd but I did not feel uncomfortable at all being the only white guy. Everyone was nice. There were many good looking dancers. There was a main stage with a girl dancing on it. ...

One visit here after a morning meeting in downtown LA. By the way, it's not really "downtown" downtown. It's more like a couple of miles to the east and through horrendous, midday traffic because all these huge shipping trucks pass through that part of town. You can...

After reading the reviews on this website, I decided that it was time for a visit. $10 LD are unheard of in LA.

First the good. The parking is $5 but the cover charge to get into the place is free so that's a wash. They had a special on beer...

Based on other reviews here I thought I would try dropping in here a couple of weeks ago while in LA for business. I always enjoy having a drink or two while in a bar - the way California Law is that's hard to come by for a strip club....

I visited from about 9:00 pm until midnight on Monday. This is without a doubt the friendliest bar that I have ever been - any kind of bar. Female customers sat with me and joked around, dancers sit around and chat with customers, the waitress even gave me a hug...

I think I got this one covered. I met a Costa Rican chica named Anaise at Sams Hofbrau in Downtown L.A. She used to work at the goose. Was in Sams this last rainy Wednesday night. Only 3 girls working that slow night. No one dancing on the pole. Almost...

went here with a couple friends of mine, valet for $5, but no cover so that was good. frisk at the door and you're in. good thing about this place, it's inexpensive. only $10 for lap dances. also, full bar. the girls we had would give us table dances, lap...

Wow, this place is a sleeper! I have been to quite few clubs all over L.A. and Vegas so I know what I am talking about. I like topless clubs with booze and friendly hotties. Not so much in to full nude no booze although have been to several of...

i love this strip club. yes its kinda remote, and the clientele are rather rough-looking. but ive never had a problem here. there is a lot of variety ethnicity-wise amongst the dancers. i like that. mostly latinas, some black girls, and some asian. i dont think ive ever...

Went there on a Sunday night around 8pm. Very light crowd; about 6 dancers were working there. Most of the crowd and the dancers were Latino, they played all kinds of music though, but I wasn't sure at first when I walked in to a lot of Tejano music. I...

This is a great club for Booty on a budget! Songs last a full four minutes, laps are only $10 per, with plenty of mileage. Plenty of hot girls, mostly Latina, but there are some Black, some white, and a couple of Asian hotties. The only reason...