First, I call on the phone...

First, I call on the phone and am told I need to bring $50 cash to reserve a table. Fine. Once I get there I'm told that actually it will be $100. Not as fine, but, still fine. I love the brau, after all, and part of why I love it is the sleaze. Besides, they assured me I'd have the table all night, which was well worth it.

Lets fast forward to my party, 10pm. I keep getting text messages from my friends outside; the bouncer won't let them in! I go outside to explain the situation, and the bouncer asks how much I paid for my table (umm... ok....) when I tell him $100, he done just turned away from me and wandered off.

We ended up leaving before 11pm because, well, my friends not were allowed to come in and sit with me at the table that I had, you know, reserved.