This is no bullshit bikini bar....

This is no bullshit bikini bar.  The girls get topless and as a great reward for no fully nude, they have a well stocked bar with basically any drink you'd want.   And surprisingly tasty food.

One of the things that leave me feeling awkward at most strip joints is how depressingly empty they are.  It's just me, my boyfriend, and a couple of other creepy perverts in the corner seats. Not at Sam's Hofbrau. We got there at 8pm - super early for a strip club - and the place was already packed.  

It's completely free to get in the front door, the lap dances are done in full public view, and you're offered a crazy ass table dance as you eat your food and drink your beer.  Furthermore this is the only strip club I've ever been to with no drink minimum.  Do you hear what I'm saying people?  No cover, no drink minimum.. PEOPLE, WE'RE TALKING FREE TITTIES HERE!