What a letdown

The only good thing you can say about Midnight Express is that it isn't a Nashville club with their strict rules. This review is from about a month ago when I visited. Got there about 5 on a Friday. Totally dead. There were 2 other customers. Had to wait 45 minutes for a dancer to even come out and start dancing. Only saw 4-5 dancers during the 90 minutes or so that I stayed.

Not one of them is better than a 5 in looks so I wasn't even interested in lappers. Just overall a skanky feel to everything about this place. And depressing. And out in the middle of nowhere so you will waste a fair amount of time driving there. A couple hours of my life I will never get back.