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Midnight Express
3847 Sparta Hwy Smithville, TN 37166

Midnight Express Reviews

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  • review
    2 months ago
    Not all hype as they advertise
    Saw a lot of good pictures of the girls working here so I had to go see it for myself. When I got to the door, a sign say to go pay at...
    whiteboy77
    Arkansas
  • review
    5 months ago
    Too far, but good
    I visited this place on the last Friday of January. I arrived there around 8 pm, cause I was planning on leaving earlier, since this place is far from home, and the hotels look...
  • review
    2 years ago
    sinclair's Review
    I went to Midnight Express at 20:45 on a Saturday night. There was a $15 cover paid at the bar since the desk at the door was not being manned. Sincweisers were $4. Import...
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
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    Boodwah
  • review
    3 years ago
    Week night at ME
    Went to ME on a Tuesday night in the spring of 2021. This was my second visit to ME as I am from out of state and travel to the area occasionally. Got to...
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    MrEddyG
  • review
    3 years ago
    Out of the way - but worth it.
    Went on a Saturday - was my 2nd or 3rd visit and brought a female friend. When we arrived, there were probably 5-10 girls working, but we showed up a little bit early. As...
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    MrEddyG
  • review
    3 years ago
    It's the closest club to me outside of Nashville
    I arrived around 10:30pm. More patrons than the last few times I've gone. I wasn't able to get one of the tables I'm normally grab but still sat close to the stage...
    redwingsman
    Tennessee
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    whiteboy77
  • review
    3 years ago
    It's been a long time since I've been here due to Covid
    It's been a long time since I've been here due to Covid. Finally decided to venture out and see what the place and the girls look like these days. The club itself is just...
    redwingsman
    Tennessee
  • review
    4 years ago
    Lost its charm
    Been a while since I stopped in and decided to make the drive from Nashville to Smithville. The inside is very large warehouse style building, with single large stage in the middle of...
    robertnash
    Tennessee
  • review
    5 years ago
    Another weekend night at ME
    Back for another weekend night. The cool thing about this place is new girls always seem to be here. Yeah, it may stink if your favorite has moved on but some of the regulars...
    redwingsman
    Tennessee
  • review
    5 years ago
    Decent around opening time
    I had seen their sign on I-40 couple of times and decided to drop by there when I was passing by and didn’t have anywhere else to be. It’s probably 20 or 30...
  • review
    5 years ago
    Meh. Could have been better
    Hit this club up a few weeks ago, and like others have said, it’s way out in the woods. First impression was that it had a laid back feel. Large center stage with two...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Great club
    I went there based on other reviews and was not disappointed. Great selection of ladies. Particularly Bunny is a favorite, blonde and well built. Also Frankie is pretty awesome. I like the 25 lapdances bc they are...
    jaijef72
    Tennessee
  • review
    6 years ago
    Worth the drive
    I have been here several times and was never disappointed. There is usually plenty of dancers and the place is big and comfortable. Staff is friendly and the the drink and snack prices are...
    jayveeuu
    Tennessee
  • review
    6 years ago
    Relaxed Tuesday Night
    Decided to head out to Midnight Express on Tuesday evening. Did not expect a packed house or even many dancers but wanted to see if it was worth a weed day trip. Everyone...
    robertnash
    Tennessee
  • review
    7 years ago
    You gotta find the right girl
    This was my 7-8th trip to Midnight Express. The reason I keep going back (and making the long drive from Nashville) is the dancers and the crowd. It always seems to be...
    redwingsman
    Tennessee
  • review
    7 years ago
    Nice Place to Kill Time
    Was in the area on business and decided before starting the 1.5 hour drive home, I would stop in as see what was happening. About 8 girls working. A couple were fairly...
    bioman105
    Tennessee
  • review
    7 years ago
    Double your pleasure on stage
    Made the drive from Nashville (1 1/4 hours) to see if maybe things aren't quite as strict as in the big city. Parking lot was pretty packed - was not expecting that even...
    redwingsman
    Tennessee
  • review
    7 years ago
    Time well spent.
    The women here have the most acrobatic pole skills you'll ever see. You’ll see performers in all stages of contortion, in every position, and with every body part moving seemingly independently of the rest And...
    CashRollin
    Bonnaroo
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    redwingsman
  • review
    7 years ago
    Thrashy club and a lot of fun
    This club had a rough vibe with a mixed group of people from the city and the country. I think everyone there was there for the lack of the "room for Jesus" rule in...
  • review
    7 years ago
    What a letdown
    The only good thing you can say about Midnight Express is that it isn't a Nashville club with their strict rules. This review is from about a month ago when I visited. Got there...
    Bobloblaw16
    Tennessee
  • review
    7 years ago
    Not worth the travel time
    I work as an over the road truck driver and will stop at alost every exotic dance club that has truck parking. I have been to this club before and had a decent time...
    MARKPAIN
    Alabama
  • review
    7 years ago
    Ghost town
    You would think that which such a wide variety of girls and it being so close to the weekend they would have had more then just me and my bro passing through and 3...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    7 years ago
    Another fun visit
    Visited on both Wednesday and Thursday night between Christmas & New Years, and had a great time. The crowds were small enough allow me to immediately get a seat at the stage, which, in...
  • review
    8 years ago
    While working near Nashville, I decided...
    While working near Nashville, I decided to try the Midnight Express again after noticing 2 billboard ads along I-40. As many have said before, it’s not easy to get to. The place...
  • review
    8 years ago
    In the middle of no where
    Was driving down interstate 40 as I have many times and once again saw the billboard advertising this club. I decided to make a detour and give it a try. A detour...
    bioman105
    Tennessee
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