Midnight Express Reviews

Midnight Express is the best strip club that I have ever been too. I am able to visit the club 2 to 3 times a year for the last 15 years. I have seen many girls come and go and many law changes that have affected the club and environment...

I’ve been here three times, all on Thursday and Friday nights. The Fridays seemed much busier.
The last visit was on November 15, I went after attending a Creed concert in Nashville. Overall, I have had good experiences at this club. But I believe the quality of experience...

Smithville, TN. Saturday night. Not much going on around here, pretty rural part of Tennessee. It's really only strip club out in the Tennessee hinterlands the other ones are all in the known cities. Plenty of parking, area seems fine. Right on Route 70. Walk in, bathrooms are right here...

Saw a lot of good pictures of the girls working here so I had to go see it for myself. When I got to the door, a sign say to go pay at the bar, so that's what I did. There were so many people walking back and forth...

I visited this place on the last Friday of January. I arrived there around 8 pm, cause I was planning on leaving earlier, since this place is far from home, and the hotels look shady to stay around there. Parking is free, and with plenty of space. There's no...

I went to Midnight Express at 20:45 on a Saturday night. There was a $15 cover paid at the bar since the desk at the door was not being manned. Sincweisers were $4. Import beers were $5. A cup of Coca-Cola from the fountain gun was $3. The club cannot...

Went to ME on a Tuesday night in the spring of 2021. This was my second visit to ME as I am from out of state and travel to the area occasionally. Got to the club at about 9pm, and there was nothing going on at all. Had to wait...

Went on a Saturday - was my 2nd or 3rd visit and brought a female friend. When we arrived, there were probably 5-10 girls working, but we showed up a little bit early. As we checked in, security was actually throwing a guy out. We got seated, and got drinks...

I arrived around 10:30pm. More patrons than the last few times I've gone. I wasn't able to get one of the tables I'm normally grab but still sat close to the stage - just couldn't see what I can normally see without moving up to the tip rail.

This...

It's been a long time since I've been here due to Covid. Finally decided to venture out
and see what the place and the girls look like these days.

The club itself is just a big box warehouse. Very simple, nothing fancy at all. You can sit at...

Been a while since I stopped in and decided to make the drive from Nashville to Smithville. The inside is very large warehouse style building, with single large stage in the middle of the room. The couches on stage right that are now used for nude dances (25...

Back for another weekend night. The cool thing about this place is new girls always seem to be here.
Yeah, it may stink if your favorite has moved on but some of the regulars never seem to leave. Those regulars are the ones that seem more willing to bend...

I had seen their sign on I-40 couple of times and decided to drop by there when I was passing by and didn’t have anywhere else to be. It’s probably 20 or 30 minutes off the interstate, kind of in the middle of nowhere. I got there around opening...

Hit this club up a few weeks ago, and like others have said, it’s way out in the woods. First impression was that it had a laid back feel. Large center stage with two poles that went into the stratosphere. Those things are TALL, and I saw only one girl...

I went there based on other reviews and was not disappointed.
Great selection of ladies. Particularly Bunny is a favorite, blonde and well built.
Also Frankie is pretty awesome.
I like the 25 lapdances bc they are 40 in knoxville.
Also serves beer. Great place.
Very friendly dancers and staff.


Now the minuses:
It is 2...

I have been here several times and was never disappointed. There is usually plenty of dancers and the place is big and comfortable. Staff is friendly and the the drink and snack prices are not sky high.
Much better than Nashville.
Music...

Decided to head out to Midnight Express on Tuesday evening. Did not expect a packed house or even many dancers but wanted to see if it was worth a weed day trip. Everyone has described the large building and the inside lay out. Cover was $5 on a...

This was my 7-8th trip to Midnight Express. The reason I keep going back (and making the long drive from Nashville) is the dancers and the crowd. It always seems to be about the same size crowd. Somewhere around 50-75 people and a good mix of males/females....

Was in the area on business and decided before starting the 1.5 hour drive home, I would stop in as see what was happening. About 8 girls working. A couple were fairly hot but most appeared to have been rode hard and put up wet. Ordered a...

Made the drive from Nashville (1 1/4 hours) to see if maybe things aren't quite as strict as in the big city. Parking lot was pretty packed - was not expecting that even on a Saturday night. Got inside and was pleasantly surprised that the main room is...

The women here have the most acrobatic pole skills you'll ever see. You’ll see performers in all stages of contortion, in every position, and with every body part moving seemingly independently of the rest

And This place is high-energy and boasts unparalleled talent with a 100% chance of rain. No matter...

This club had a rough vibe with a mixed group of people from the city and the country. I think everyone there was there for the lack of the "room for Jesus" rule in Nashville, not so much for the vibe. There was a check-in area, a lounge with a...

The only good thing you can say about Midnight Express is that it isn't a Nashville club with their strict rules. This review is from about a month ago when I visited. Got there about 5 on a Friday. Totally dead. There were 2 other customers. Had to wait 45...

I work as an over the road truck driver and will stop at alost every exotic dance club that has truck parking. I have been to this club before and had a decent time but not tonight. 5 dancers, 10 single male customers, & 2 male/female couples here now. The...

You would think that which such a wide variety of girls and it being so close to the weekend they would have had more then just me and my bro passing through and 3 older guys sitting over in the corner by a pool table that you could tell...