Midnight Express
3847 Sparta Hwy Smithville, TN 37166

While working near Nashville, I decided...

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gilhooly
Dec 6, 2016, 8:55 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

While working near Nashville, I decided to try the Midnight Express again after noticing 2 billboard ads along I-40. As many have said before, it’s not easy to get to. The place is so big it feels empty even with a good crowd. On this Thursday night there were maybe 15 customers scattered about, with 8-10 dancers working. All were attractive, with 2 standing out. But, I must say that as a group, it was the most flat-chested bunch of dancers I have ever seen. Nothing above a B-cup and several not that big. Very strange. That said, all that I encountered were friendly and pleasant. The last time I was there, they made a big deal out of tipping at the stage and pulled your head to their boobs for an extended embrace. Not so this time—they just danced in front of you but not much more than that. I asked what was the busiest weekday night. Two said Thursday, but sometimes Wednesday when dances are 2 for $25. I was told that the lap dance room is topless, but that a VIP room is totally nude. I didn’t see anyone go for the VIP, but the ld room was busy all night. I wound up with a couple of dances from a cute red haired dancer. Very sensuous, but I had to keep my hands at my side. The place shut down right at midnight and cleared out. Kind of weird. I would go back simply because of lack of options in area. Nashville no fun.

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