Royal Palace Reviews

It's hard for me to rank any club that is not in the south higher than a 5. The girls (at most) are just not as hot. This one was ok.. Wednesday night, little traffic, probably 10 girls working. 2 were 8+ and the rest were...

First time back at the Palace in a couple of years or so, and it really seems recent reviews are right - the place is looking up. Dancers were more interactive than the last couple of trips I remember. DC will never be a great place for contact given the...

Who knew??? Royal Palace getting better. This used to be the seediest, worst club in the area. The last 3 trips here however have produced some decent talent with a few good looking chicks who like to party inside and outside the club. Last night there was 2 hot chicks,...

Pretty much a dive, perhaps a thrill for an older guy seeking to live out his fantansies about getting attention from a younger girl. Previous descriptions are pretty much on the mark. There are a couple of dancers in their late 30s, possibly even early 40s, who target...

The Palace has gotten a bit better. That is not saying much. There are often several girls that have no business being in the biz. However, recently, on occassions there have been 1 or 2 worth looking at.
Girls drink are $17 each. They will sit with you and get as...

I have to agree with the last poster about this place having a seedy but fun feel. There aren't lapdances here because of the DC law, but if you're willing to spend money and be patient you can get pretty much whatever you want, especially if you hang out...

This place has something a seedy feel, but it is a good place to have a drink and relax. the girls aren't models, but there are plenty of attractive girls and most of them are friendly. You definitely get a raunchier show here than most other clubs. ...

This was my first time traveling to Washington DC and although I had read bad reviews of all the clubs in DC, the Royal Palace was two blocks from my Hotel and so I gave it a try.
General impressions were run down (one of the poles had broken about 1/3'd...

Dropped in on 2/24 for a power lunch with some work buds.

We got there around a quarter of 12. The sign on the door says they open at 11:30, and the door was unlocked, so we went in. All of the lights were on, and the bouncer said...

Yea, you'll see some pick. LOTs of it...Unfortunately, that is because all these girls are twice the size of a typical stripper. LOL.
If you are lucky you'll see one decent looking girl and then the rest that have no buisness being in the biz.
The only potential upside is the...

Went here on a business trip back to DC for the first time in a couple of years. Royal Palace is a comfortable low end type of club, the dancers are not as glitzy as some of the other clubs in town, but put on a good show, and with...

As soon as i walk in the club i smelled old you know what and surprisingly enough it came from some dancer named "SEXY" and her Sister!I supossed they never got taught by moms how soak that thang in some bleach. clean up the place Management! get those butts some...

On a recent Friday I snuck out of work to start my weekend a little early. I decided to sample a few of the DC Strip clubs that I hadn't been to in a while. This was my first stop. It was virtually unchanged from what I...

Not a fan of the DC clubs for the no lap dance rules. Went here one night and the good thing is that there are no cover charges, so I watched some women dance naked, none of which were quality, for a while then walked down the street a...

I happened by this place while walking around town. I went inside and was a little let down. It was really stuffy and hot inside. The girls were in the 4-7 range and didn't really dance much. The tables were long cafeteria type tables and the waitress was...

This place is still gynecology central, but otherwise has gone to the dogs. Or rather to the Latinos. Bilingal may be politically correct, but the first sign you see in the door is only in Spanish.

But to the girls, all of whom were Hispanic the last three times...

Make no mistake, this club is such a "dive" that when you look the word up in the dictionary, there is a picture of it. However, there is a chance to see some real pussy like no other club in Washington, DC. Just wait for one of the Latinas to...

The last dude's description of this club is exact, except the relative attractiveness of the women (IMHO). I litterally stumbled into this place late on Sunday afternoon. I had been wandering around the Dupont Circle area for about an hour and I was looking for a place to...

I hadn't been to the Royal Palace for a long time. It was a lot better than my last visit!

Went in the afternoon on a weekday, so it wasn't too busy (maybe 10 customers). No cover charge. I was told it's a lot busier on Fri/Sat nights (duh). The interior...

This is one of the better clubs in DC. People are very friendly and there is no cover charge. Drinks are about $7 but cocktails for the dancers are more and a ripoff. Spend your money on the dancers and they will be appreciative. The best are...

There are two stages, one larger than the other. Total nudity with alcohol. There is, however, no lap dancing. Girls ranged from 4-8, I found the waitress staff to be too pushy for tips. Kind of dark inside. Some say they have nice food, I...

Very possibly the worst club I've ever been in.

In a word: pigsty.

"Oink! Oink," say the girls!

Dumpy atmosphere, over-the-hill dancers, hostile and dishonest waitresses. One poster below complains about being pounced on immediately by a waitress who demanded he order a drink. Well, if the waitresses didn't force...

Love Royal Palace. Drinks run around $6.50, not so bad as they have "No Cover charge", place is kinda dark. Two stages, small one near the back, then the main stage. Everytime I've visited both stages have had girls dancing. Very attractive, dance up in your...

I went to the Royal Palace tonight and it is by far my favorite in the city. Not only are the women hot, but they are by far the friendliest in the city and they do more explicit stage shows. There are 2 stages where you can go...