Royal Palace Reviews

Been in this place several times. The decor is straight out the 80's. You can tell it hasn't been updated in decades. There's no DJ so if you stay long enough you'll hear large gaps of silence as the girls switch their dance CD's or iPod playlists. ...

While on business, I decided to check out this club since I could walk to it from the hotel.

My first impression was how empty it was. There were a few patrons but not many. The ones there included some strange rangers, including one fellow who literally would duck and...

I went to the Royal Palace on a weekday night with some of my buddies. There was some pressure from the bartenders to keep drinking, and beers were $8. At the end of the night, they did bring us some water, which was really nice. The dancers were a mix:...

Hit this club about 8:30 pm,left maybe 10:00 or so. There were about 12 or 15 dancers doing 2 song sets on 2 stages. One bigger stage sometimes had 2 girls at a time who would move from one pole to the other between songs. Service was...

In town on business and stopped by the Palace for a late night visit. Still an eclectic mix of dancers, with lots of different body types and backgrounds. Ended up spending most of the night with a young brunette dancer with me at my table, bought her a couple of...

The faces don't change much at the Royal Palace -- a lot of the women that were dancing there four years ago when I first went are still dancing there. That's mostly not a good thing, lots of the dancers are either past there prime or never really had...

I've been in here every once in awhile over the last 10 years and the place has been consistently bad....so much so that I avoid it unless someone I know from another club or another walk of life has started working there and asks me to come in to help...

This place is across the street from where Ronald Regan almost got killed at this place is terrible. When you walk in you seat yourself then the waitress hound you to buy a drink as soon as you sit down. Then they don't allow you to finish before hassling you...

Came here on a Tuesday afternoon around 4-ish (they open at 3). It's a singular open space with a railed off main stage in the foreground as you enter, a mini-stage off to the side (which wasn't in use while I was there), and then a spacious wrap-around bar...

Very disappointed in visit. This was never a great club but I thought the quality of the dancers has gone down a lot since my last visit which I have to admit was probably over five years ago. Same setup as I remember so maybe that's part of it too--no...

Very small place, and maybe it was just me but it seemed too well-lit. I was only there for 15 minutes, drank a beer, and somehow sobered up. The dancers were a mix of ethnicities, between 3 and 6, with one 8. There were a lot of Korean guys there...

This is my favorite club in DC, though that is relative.

Layout: It is really just a big room with tables lined up around a large main stage in the center of the club and a small side stage near the bar, which is in the back of the club....

I just looked up the word "skanky" in the dictionary and it said "see Royal Palace in D.C." So I did and it was right. I went on a Friday evening and thought that I had better show up early to avoid the crowd. The fact is...

Hadn't been here for a bit; it's sometimes hard to visit during the day as their hours (and days for that matter) keep on changing.
Had an Asian and a couple of white dancers or moderate pulchritude and reasonable size on shift. As opposed the the gang of huge, scarred...

Visited the Royal Palace .. it was a royal pain. Very rude hostess. Dancers were either drunk or high. The four dancers I saw was a 6 on the ten scale. Locals dominate the club. Sit where they want, even in your seat. I got up to give a dollar,...

One of my favorite strip club visits ever. Dark, seedy, and unsettling, but fascinating at the same time. One look at the dancers and I was ready to bolt, but I had driven all the way from northern VA, where my hotel was, so I decided to have...

This place has really changed. It now opens at 3:00. There were 4 girls when i went. They were not model material, but not bad to look at either (mainly blondes). The place was dead, but had a buy one get one free beer. It...

I hadn't been here in a long time, about 5 years ago. I've heard they had made some improvements, so I decided to drop by on the way home one afternoon and check it out.

Stopped in around 5:30, and the place was pretty empty. There was one guy at...

I haven't been to the Royal Place in about 10 years and I remembered it was a block and a half down from the Hilton where I am staying so I had to go in and see how is was. I should have known better because DC's rules are...

Took a buddy from out of town to the Palace. I hadn't been here in years. The club looks a little nicer than before and the girls were pretty nice. We sat at the small bar and watched a sexy slim sister do her thing on the...

Royal Palace is underrated. It's in a great part of town, but isn't the normal fake-tits-on-a-stick place that the other place in the area (camelot) is. So, take that for what it's worth. I prefer the dancers here. There is usually a few thick ones, a...

The Palace actually seems to have cleaned its act up from several years back, and is a fairly nice place these days. Was in town on business and dropped by for a visit. Still wish there were more opportunities for private interaction with the ladies. The best we really have...

I was in the area on business and stopped in for a drink. Was nicely entertained by a decent selection of dancers, with my personal favorite being Mercedes. A beer was $7.50 with the server being the pushiest I've encountered anywhere in quite a while. When my Bud wasn't consumed...

i havent been to royal palace in over 4 years really didnt have any plans on stopping in but since i was in the area after a so so date.. i decided to pop in
no cover charge as it is in every dc club... man has things changed.....

Royal Palace always seems to be where we end up before calling it a night. It usually does not disappoint, but that is because my expectations are always kind of low. It definitely has a little seedier feeling than some of the other clubs in DC, but the...