Royal Palace Reviews

The Palace is an interesting place. There have been times I have decided to swear off ever visiting again, and then there have been times that I have had far better times than any other club in the DC area. Most times, it just is the Palace. It is dark;...

It just makes no sense that they cannot draw significantly better talent in the Royal Palace. It is anything but Royal. Seedy, dark which makes sense when you see the majority of the staff. Everyone once in awhile you may find a looker but she is usually soon gone since...

I stopped by here the other night, and expected the worst. As it turns out, there are some redeeming qualities about the Royal Palace: 1) It's all nude, and the girls are shy about showing their stuff. 2) The drinks actually are only expensive, not outrageous like the K...

Very unattractive women. I had heard some attractive women who had been fired by other clubs for character issues were working here now but there was noone dancing I found attractive. Some downright pug-uglies.

The place was run down and there were only a few very downscale customers during the...

A couple years ago, I haunted this place fairly frequently. It was the only place in DC that would remotely approach the Baltimore Block experience.

Then they cracked down...as if there are no problems in D.C., no crime at all, leaving the cops nothing else to do but to clean...

Funny place the RP. I've been a regular there for years off and on. Suppose because I live the neighborhood. I agree with some of the other posts, some of those girls are way past their prime, to put it mildly. What I always did was go on off hours,...

Visited the RP for the first time on a Saturday night in November at 7:45 PM. No cover charge and a very small crowd (about 6-8 customers). Beer was $7.50. One main stage and one small side stage. About 5 girls dancing. Girls did get nude pretty quickly on both...

First - the good news: the place is clean, they give you some free munchies, and the waitress is friendly, doesn't steal from you and can actually speak English. Which is all fine for a bar, but - if that's all there is - lacking for a titty joint.

The...

Well, it had been well over 2 years since I stopped in at the Royal Palace, so I figured I should check it out when I was in the area. The mgt seems to have stepped up its game, by actually putting up a web site and (gasp) ADVERTISING...

If you put a better engine in a Chevy Nova, you're still driving a Chevy Nova. RP's made a game effort of improving things, but they're still the ol' RP. Dropped by on a Tuesday evening. Surly service? check. Indifferent dancers? check. Yup, still the ol' RP.

But there's a certain...

I've been to this place several times in the past couple of years. It used to be very run-down, but several changes had been made the last time I visited, July 2008. It's dark and simple, but ok.

No cover charge, usually not crowded, and a nice selection of talent. While...

I used to really enjoy this club but I think lately it has gone down hill. They don't have nearly enough dancers and most of them are not very attractive but that can be explained by the clientèle. Hardly anyone seems to tip the girls except for a few regulars...

Well, they've added a few new girls who are attractive ! But that's all that's good that can be said about this very downscale place. Funny that it is downscale but perhaps the most expensive club in town. Women want a 20 or 40 $ drink...which is just a few...

Avoid this place like the plague! It had been shut down for a couple of weeks (am a bit light on the DC criminal code, so am sure for what - unless displaying fat, ugly women is a crime). Was hoping that management took the time for some self-reflection...

Seeing as how the Royal Palace was the first strip club I ever went in, and that I've been in there a couple dozen times over the last 25 years, I have a fondness for this place. I was last there a year or so ago and found the...

I hadn't been in the RP for a while, and tonight's visit reminded me why. First though, the good: a very laid-back attitude and biggest bang-for-a-buck in the 3 or 4 places I've been to in DC. The smoking ban has really cleared the air, so I don't...

Stopped by the R.P. on a recent Saturday night. Overall the talent wasn't bad, mostly 5's and 6's. It looks like they've picked up some of the dancers that were at JP's before the fire.

As always, the dances at R.P. are by far the most explicit in DC....

Wandered in late afternoon last week and was actually favorably impressed.. they had 6 or 7 gals working the stages, and they were 6 through 9's. I had no problem getting attention by going up to the stage and tipping (and while they say "no contact", the ladies...

Got a hard sell to end hard sells here but was ready for it thanks to TUSCL...gentlemen beware. A very pretty sista with a nice fake rack asks me to buy her a drink, and is a little miffed that I know they are $20 (actually $18). I figure this...

To call it a downmarket solution is giving it a bit too much credit. Dimly lit with a stage in the center of the place and a small second stage off to the side. The dancers... well, let's just say that most have seen better days. The dances are a...

I'm an optimist, but this place keeps on going downhill, so I may just have to blow it off. Time before last, I waited so long for a drink that I gave up and left before the waitress got off her big butt and deigned to wander over from...

Absolutely awful. Stopped in here during a recent business trip to Washington. The drinks are horribly expensive. One very cute dancer stopped by to talk with me. After getting me to keep buying her drinks -- a significant portion of the "price" I'm sure goes to the house and then...

I stopped in after work a few weeks back. The good news..there are two or three major hotties there now...a couple bruisers also, as usual, but it's nice to have some eye candy to look at while you're nursing a beer and waiting to see if someone stops by...

Stopped by late on a Saturday night, the place was pretty crowded but plenty of room to grab a seat at the rail. This was my first time here and overall it wasn't as bad an experience as I had been expecting, based on reading the reviews here.

It was...

keep in mind, this rating is relative to DC clubs. You need to divide any DC ratings in half to compare it to s "normal" area for titty bars. With that said, I had a great visit to RP. Talent was on the up swing. If you like Latino's, this...