Royal Palace Reviews

My third time at the RP and I continue to be something of a fan. Out of town visitors flock to Archibalds and Camelot. The RP is a local place with certain charms. The talent here have a wide range of body types including some that you'd...

One day I am going to sneak in here and steal the mic from the annoying dude who talks just to hear himself talk. He ruins the titty bar experience.
Talent here ariess quite a bit. It is hit or miss. You can definatley catch the occassional Hispanic Hottie. Unfortunately,...

I was there for the day shift for Halloween, and I have no idea what everyone else is talking about with the reviews.

When I walked into the place, the first thing was that it took my eyes about 5 minutes to adjust to how dark it was in there. ...

Visited on a Tuesday night and a good variety of dancers and a fairly good crowd of men. There are two stages but you only get a close up view of one at a time. However, dancers circulate for tips throughout the club after their dance. ...

This place used to be an occasional bit of fun. It is by far the "nastiest" dance in DC. The girls are known for spending a large portion of their time on stage on their backs opening their pussies and on occasion masturbating for their tips. Not...

Egad....what a dump...or maybe I should say El Dumpo.

But it is the girls that matter....and they were extremely unattractive.

Club was shabby to the extreme. Employees were rude. Waitress shortchanged me until I called her out on it. Drinks were watered down. The premises were physically...

Went in late afternoon on a recent Thursday, a time which has been pleasantly satisfying in the past. But this time it had all the energy of a pre-season NFL game in the fourth quarter. The third string was definitely playing, and it was clear they knew...

Almost as bad as it could be.
Largely unattractive women.
Expensive drinks.
Ripoffs by waitreses and dancers.
Low-class crowd, particularly on wknds.
Lousy music.
Poor lighting.
Poorly maintained, quite filthy (in a bad way!) premises.

I have a friend who works there, and I just won't be able to stand going in to see her any...

Despite the low reviews, thought I'd drop by since my hotel was close. Definitely concur with prior reviews (at least the ones that weren't too impressed)--it's dark, no LDs and mixture of girls. The waitress that I had was very cute....wished she was dancing. I would not agree that dancers...

With no expectations, I came in, thinking I'd just have an expensive beer or two. Ended up with a cute Brazilian who was very much into through-the-pants handiwork. I'd seen her in the past, looking like she was treating a regular a bit better yet. A...

Afternoon visit. I wouldn't exactly describe it as a "pit" - it is dark and the furnishings aren't exactly first class, but it was about par for the course as far as strip clubs go. The patron/dancer ratio was about 1:1, with about eight of each. The clientele was a...

"Have no expectations" is perfect for this club. One day it can be really good. Others -- like a recent Saturday -- it can be quite bad.

Saturday afternoon: four dancers. All are pleasant to look at, or more than pleasant. Two, though, are really...

A wise sage on another board advised, "Have no expectations." As in...if you think it will be good, it may be bad. Or if you think it may be bad, it may be wonderful. You can't know.

This wisdom applies to this club as much as any. ...

ttoo's review is right on...I agree with all he says, including the rating. And for those who might think all the dancers are on the lower end of the 1-10 scale, they haven't been there the late afternoons that I've slipped in after work....there are a...

I visited this club last week with my boyfriend and ugh! I wish I could scrub my eyes and erase the memory of this place from my mind forever! The place is cheap, the girls were really out of shape and I felt unsafe. AVOID this place!...

One of my favorite clubs to just sit back and hang out in, though it is still kind of a dark dingy dump. Not always the most incredible looking women, but not the ugliest, and you can usually find at least 3 women to fit any particular persons' idea...

Rumors of nice handsy under-the-table contact here at the Palace are true, I'm pleased to confirm. Not every girl, not every time, but yes indeedy, this very un-D.C.-like event can happen. As can spread pussy 2 inches from your nose, which ain't half bad, either. ...

I was in the District of Columbia about 2 weeks ago. I visited the Royal Palace and found it to be an interesting place. Located near DuPont Circle, I found it to be a safe place to visit. It is not an upscale place but I...

Heard this place had improved so went back to check it out.

Still a pit.

It is darker, and they've torn up the carpet in part of it to expose the bare floor. These are not what I would consider improvements.

Girls are the same old Royal Palace tradition encompassing...

Was in town for a conference and went to my old haunt at the Palace. The girls have chifted much more heavily from Asian to Hispanic. They were mostly very attractive, still very quick to display everything God gave them, and several were pretty up close and personal as you...

Went here last week for the first time in several months...quality of girls was marginally higher than I remembered, which is not saying much. Audience is almost all blue-collar, mostly Hispanic. Girls tend to be Hispanic as well, although other races are represented. Dancers show everything, and...

Still improving. Just need to keep the quality level up. LOL about the DJ dude who has been there forever. YOu can understand a word the MFer ever says. I really just think he loves to play with the mike. He serves NO purpose whatsover.
Chinese waitress can be too pushy...

Have been to Royal Palace twice in the last month and have had a good time each visit. The girls are generally cute; there's only been one or two I didn't want to see close up. And close-up views are what you get with a really good dancer. ...

I've stopped by here a couple times since the reviews started to improve. It is indeed much better than it was a few years back. Dancers and staff are friendly, some of the dancers are quite cute, and they will do a nice spread for you...

Went there on a thursday night for the first time in years. The place has changed some. New paint job apparently. Other than that, and some new lights, still the same old Palace. The girls are fully nude and not shy about showing the goodies (all of them.) Tip on...