Porthole Pub Reviews

Thankfully, I had to make another business trip to South Florida earlier than expected so NATURALLY, I had to make another pit stop at the grand ole' Porthole. It was playoff day Sunday so...

I had read the reviews of this club and I am pleased to say that they were very accurate. The club is unimpressive physically especially compared to others in south Florida. The dancers on...

Stopped by Porthole Pub a couple of afternoon's last week About 2:00 each day. The layout of the club has been described elsewhere. Very dark when you enter. Rectangular bar is right in front...

Hadn't been in quite awhile. Still miss the old bartender whatever her name was, but oh well...not like she ever got nude. About 8 girls working mostly new faces to me as...

This is one hell of a joint. Pretty ladies, ice cold beer, and don't even get me started on the happy hour specials. I'd recommend this place any god damn day of the week. Although...

After another successful trip to South Florida, I couldn't leave without another trek to the "infamous" Porthole. I always make this my "just before I leave town", go-to spot because of the certified benefits!...

So I've previously written review of the Porthole pub where I extolled the virtues of it. That was then...this is now... Places like this really are hit or miss..you're hoping for that diamond in the...

First let me say I went to Porthole because of some of the reviews I've read on here and let me just say it's not what I expected. I see why they call it...

Last day in MIA / FLL area and decided to hit the Porthole around 5pm Thursday afternoon. Had to use the facilities and got hit by the bathroom troll. Sat down, never...

Came around 2pm. Place was fairly busy compared to other afternoons where there is usually only 5-8 girls working. About 12 girls working I would say. Some of the same tired faces and...

I know everyone knows this already, but I am going to say it anyway. This is an odd place. I not sure what to think about it. It is like I...

So I've been to this pub a fair few times now but never gotten round to doing a review. South Florida has so many different clubs of every conceivable type but I often find...

I'm fortunate to travel to South Florida for business a few times a year, and I make it a point to visit the Porthole. This review covers two visits, Thursday afternoon and Friday...

Decided to try the porthole for the first time. Went there at 1am till 4am. 10ish girls on the line up, mostly AA. Looking around none of the girl caught my eye as smoking...

Came back looking for the same little spinner who took care of me last time. She was here as she is most days and tied for the hottest girl in the club with...

As luck would have it, my business travels occasionally takes me to S. FL. This time I'm in Fort Laudy for a couple days and decided to head to Pompano after I had a...

Came by on a Thursday afternoon around 3pm. There was about 10 girls working, but by 5pm when I left it was up to almost 20. Almost a one to one ratio...

I was on my way to diamond dolls and thought I would check out porthole. Place is in a strip mall and had no entry fee at 1pm. Before I had ordered a...

So this was actually my first time visiting a strip club ever so it was pretty exciting lol. Location was interesting to say the least. When my cousin and I got there I was...

Lazy Tuesday night trip to the Porthole after the NBA Finals conclusion. Just headed out to wind down and celebrate the Golden State win at the Porthole. Business was very slow -...

This place is fun, the girls are friendly, if you are looking to kill some time and hang out with some fair to middling girls you will like this place. This is like a...

Still my favorite club for finding diamonds in the rough. Sometimes there are a few 7-8's here and the 2 for 1 dances run often and are a lot of bang for the...

I visited this club yesterday (Tuesday) around 7. There was no cover to get it. My beer cost $3. The bar itself look nice. It had the feel like it...

I visit this club fairly regularily? Most recently I visited on a Monday night. There were 10 girls there and only about 8 customers. The Porthole Pub more closely resembles a...

Previous reviewers have covered the physical aspect of the club, so I won't cover that. There weren't a lot of dancers and most of them were not that attractive, but there were a...