Porthole Pub Reviews

This was my go to club when I lived in Miami when I wanted something else besides Tootsies. Nothing has changed in 8 years there. Everything looks the same. Porthole definitely has the bar...

I'd taken this club out of my rotation after a few visits with multiple girls trying to over count, taking rejection poor enough to cause a scene, and other similar issues that just made...

I stopped in here for the second half of Game 1 between Miami and Denver.  As previously described, this is in a single-story strip mall with tight parking, with the pub on the left...

I passed by at 4pm the first Thursday of May, about 10-15 girls and about 10 patrons. 90% black girls and 10% spanish girls. When entering during Sunlight hours expect to acclimate a couple...

Was in the area on business and looking for a high mileage club to try out. So I headed to Porthole Pub. It is in the corner of a medium sized horseshoe shaped strip mall....

Been coming here a handful of times a year for the last 8 years roughly. Day shift talent is usually in the 6-7 range. You can always count on...

A return to Porthole on a Wednesday around 3:00pm. Porthole is dark so entering this club takes time for your eyes to adjust from the sun light outside. Bar is immediately in...

I happened to be driving down east sample Rd. recently and I looked over and saw the obvious signage for porthole pub. Might as well check it out, even on a Monday afternoon. This...

I stopped in at Porthole Pub around 5:00pm Saturday afternoon. Porthole has always seemed like a refuge for dancers who couldn’t get hired at one of Pompano’s big three clubs. It’s...

I arrived on Sunday around 4:00. The club is in a strip mall. Parking is free. Parking was easy since it was a Sunday afternoon. Entering was free on a Sunday afternoon. It...

After a disappointing trip to Gold Club, I decided to stop by Porthole Pub a few days later. I was particularly interested what things were like since one the dancers at Gold Club...

This was the first time I'd been to Porthole in over a decade, and I discovered it had lost its purpose. I'd been playing poker and wanted to blow some of my winnings. The problem...

The Porthole Pub is a unique dive bar kind of place in northern Broward. Most dancers run in the 4-6 range at this place. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t find an occasional...

The Porthole Pub holds a unique place among the north Broward clubs. I swear I’ve seen both the oldest and the fattest dancer I’ve ever seen on stage at this club. Most...

I and others have described this club before. Nothing has changed - you still stink like cigarette smoke after leaving. The booths are shared which is the worst part about it. The greatest change...

Went to Porthole with a friend for the first time in years last Saturday night around 10pm, and I'm glad to say it will be the last time for many more to come. This...

I have reviewed the Porthole before and the description of others is accurate. It is dark, not very large, with a single stage and very smokey. If you are not a smoker, you will...

Took a ride share from BT over to PH. For some reason the driver dropped me in front of Feijão com Arroz Steakhouse. When I got out of the car the group of people...

Many people have described this place. It is small, dark and there are curtained booths with two seats and a divider in between. Worst thing is that it is so smokey. If you are...

Had some time to kill one afternoon so decided to drop by the Porthole Pub. No cover before 7:00pm. Porthole is located a few blocks east of 95 on the west...

Hit the Porthole on a Wednesday afternoon. First step in the place and you need 5 minutes for your eyes to adjust from bright sun light to a dark (just right) bar. ...

I was in Pompano area on business and decided to check out the Porthole based on previous reviews, especially to check out the $10 table dances. The Porthole is a small place, reminding me...

By design, my visit to PP was a warm-up for a subsequent visit to Booby Trap (separate review submitted). Visited from 2:00-3:00 pm on a Thursday, so not really prime time. ...

I’m @ Miami for a work week. Have a tight schedule but there’s always time for a lil strip club adventure or 3. I pulled into the parking lot during a downpour. So I...

Went on a Sunday night. I had already pretty much drained every other option. Wasn’t looking for a Cuban hooker, but wanted to have a good time. The cover was a little high, I...