MOST BANG GOR YOUR BUCK
So I’ve lived around here for quite some time and have hit probably every club in broward but have never even considered going to Porthole Pub until I saw this place get name dropped in a different clubs reviews. I decided to check out the reviews and I knew I needed to give it a try. First off I wanna say hats off to ALL of the recent reviewers for being so spot on and honest. You walk in and there’s maybe 4 or 5 patrons at the bar and one against the back wall. There’s 3 girls sitting at the bar with other men and one alone against the back wall and one on stage. None are that great maybe 4s to 6s. The talent looks to be all AA maybe 1 or 2 dark skinned Latina at first glance. I decided to take a seat at the couch at the stage, in front of where VIP rooms are. Within a minute I see one of the girls walking over to me. She’s already pulling her boobs out as she’s walking toward me, dancing around and playing with them. She’s sits down and starts speaking to me in Spanish so I tell her I don’t speak Spanish. She speaks broken English asks me how I’m doing and immediately places her hands in my shorts. She’s one of the 6s and I was there for a quick stop for some extras so I got right down to business and asked how much for VIP. She told me $150 and I accepted. She brought me into VIP and placed a blanket down for me. This is when it gets good! I’ve been around the block or 2 and it’s rare now a days to find a girl who really goes the extra mile for you, especially for that price. When I mean she went above and beyond I mean it, immediately she made my member disappear down her throat. After a minute or 2 of that she gets on top and starts riding me like mechanical bull. I left a very happy man and was only there about 15-20 mins tops
Side note as I was leaving there was a solid 8 walking out of the dressing room to get on stage so I’m definitely gonna have to go back.
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