Not too bad actually

If you’re cruising through town and looking for a no-frills spot to grab a stiff drink and catch some skin, this place is a dirty little gem. It’s got that classic dive bar energy — dark, a little grimy, but in a way that feels welcoming if you're not expecting a velvet rope or bottle service. Nobody’s putting on airs here, and that’s part of the appeal.

The bartenders? Cool as hell. Friendly, fast with the pour, and they don’t skimp on the liquor. You’re not getting fancy cocktails, but the drinks are strong enough to knock the edge off and priced so you can keep 'em coming without burning a hole in your wallet.

Crystal makes a mean captain and coke