Reviews

I come to penthouse often, and I don't typically do reviews anymore, but this time does merit one.

For the unitiated, penthouse is potentially Baltimore's most upscale venue. I got in for free, but cover…

Baltimore, MD. Friday night. I had just come from Pappa's and got a crabcake. So damn good but also $25 bucks seafood is expensive. Shit it is worth it. Food vs Girls is big beef…

It’s been more than a year since I reviewed PHC. The factual aspects are still the same. Parking across the street. Free in the daytime and most nights. Open from noon to 2a. No…

Showed up on a Saturday at 10p. I was going for a buddy bachelor party. He wasn't much of a strip club guy, but wanted to go and do it up. We…

So I decided to visit Penthouse because it has a good reputation. I was looking for excitement, or at least distraction.

Parking was across the street. It was free when I went, but a sign said…

After a cool down period fir COVID, I returned to my standby for great looking girls and lower pressure. I wish there were more varied choices for LDs, but I may need to try…

Had to feed the addiction on a recent Wednesday afternoon. Unlike last visit, no one was checking masks at the door, and no one was wearing them inside, except one dancer who wore hers…

I am from this area but new to its nightlife. Might not be fair to Maryland/DC, but my point of comparison for strip clubs is what I experienced a few times in Miami. Of the…

I've been going to this club a LOT lately, and spending a LOT, as you can tell from my other reviews. I thought I would take a break but schoolgirl night was too hard to…

Friday mid afternoon visit. Had not been here in 5 years. Details first. Free parking in lot across from club. There was no cover charge, no mask required and beers were…

I visited this club after 1.5 year like precovid days. This was Saturday visit. Parking was full. Reached there around 10.30 p.m . Guard outside collected $10 for parking. I paid $20 for entry fee.…

If there was a word to describe this club, it's consistency. I've come here off and on since 2010 when it was Scores, and this was my first time back in three years. Despite…