Reviews

Visited this joint in mid-April. Easy to find and seemingly safe neighborhood. Arrived around 11 on a Monday night. Seemed to be about 15 girls and about the same number of dudes.…

I went there after realizing the place down the street was just a brothel. As before, the ladies were a mix of some perfect 10's and some not so perfect. Lots with piercings…

I stopped by after work a couple of weeks ago and a busty black girl caught my eye.

I don't remember her name but she gave the best private dance I've ever had at this club.…

Since I own a place in Melbourne I have wanted to check out Bare Assets for several years but have always stayed away due to the poor reviews I have read…

This is an okay club to buy a drink or two but the dances are no-contact. The club is similar to any club you might go to in Orlando which makes it dismal when…

Just like the reviewer below me, I keep on comming back eventhough it is a dissapointment. I went on a Thursday, and I dont know if it just was a bad day for the…

For some reason, I keep comming back to this place. Each time it is dissapointing. However, I keep comming back. Probably the reason is this is the only place in Melbourne.…

There are some nice looking women here at night, and they often have features.
Affordable bar and a good location are plus's.
But the dances are lame, minimal contact and the day shift girls are looking a…

It has been a while since my last visit. The last time, I was so dissapointed that I thought it was the last visit. As usual, the inside is clean. The girls are…

I stopped in here and had a beer in the late afternoon. There were boobs and lap dances, but this place does not compare to the places on the beach. Very tame, but the beer…

It has been a while since my last visit, I was hoping that things had changed. I was still the same as always. The outside of the place has been painted recently. The…

Went here last Saturday night.

Place was packed. There were about 30 girls working there. It was a little to packed for my taste, with the club being pretty small. But there were…