Reviews

More dancers than customers. Beat-up faced dancers sat next to me politely for 20 minutes; she was slow to get a clue. I can't believe anyone would pay $20 for a lap dance…

CAN THIS CLUB BE SAVED??? Slowly, this club has sunk to about as low as it can get. The day girls are soooo sad I can't think of a single good thing to say. At…

I stopped by this club just to see what Melbourne verses Cocoa Beach clubs were like. Short story is I would bypass Melbourne and stay with Cocoa Beach,now granted the IR is tough competition so…

I visited Bare Assets for the first time in nearly a year this past Saturday. The parking lot was nearly full, and even though parking isn't the best at this club, a full lot…

This place has really gone down hill. Only 4 dancers in the whole place the entire time I was there. Doing 3 song sets each with a 1 song intermission. All 4…

This was my first time going to a strip club. It was my 18th birth day, and they don't let you in for free if its your birth day. Its a $20 cover charge if…

Stopped in while in town for work. Had a few hours to kill between appointments so I decided to try the place out, since even for 4pm, there were several cars in the parking lot…

I went to BA's for the 2nd time since I've been in Melbourne, FL. Not a bad place but not what I got used to while living in PA. It's a topless club,…

Stopped by around 5 or so while in town for a business trip. Only 4 dancers working at the time, and they'd rotate every 3 songs (final 2 were topless). No cover charge…

Not a bad club. Reasonable drink prices, good looking girls. It can be crowded on weekends, but there is no cover before 8, so even if you stay for a while, it is…

Good place to hang out on a Sat. night if you're looking at a change from downtown Melbourne. The girls were mainly 6-9's and was a relatively clean place. Worth checking out again. Also worth…

It was raining too hard to drive to Cocoa Beach so I returned to BA to give it another try. $5 cover to enter. A rather large place with lots of chairs but…