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Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Reviews

review
published 12 yrs ago
I have been to Bare Assets...
reviewed by
CBur

7.3

I have been to Bare Assets several times now. I am a little suprise at the club's dancer rating. Between relatively nearby Lido, Inner Room and Cheaters this club ranks second as far…

review
published 13 yrs ago
I was traveling on I-95 and...
reviewed by
Chieftain

5.0

I was traveling on I-95 and decided to take a break. It is not that far off of the highway. I stopped in and the place is just not that exciting. The girls…

review
published 13 yrs ago
The place is right off a...
reviewed by
magicin1969

3.7

The place is right off a main road, the 192. They share their parking lot with a bar and have no valet. It's not too much to look at from the outside. Or the inside.…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Not a great place, but not...
reviewed by
fubardude

6.0

Not a great place, but not horrible either. Quality of the dancers isn't that great, 2 or 3 hot ones and the rest are kind of hit and miss. Waitresses are usually the hottest…

review
published 13 yrs ago
I was in the area for...
reviewed by
Ronwash75

5.7

I was in the area for work and decided to visit after being in the area for 4 months. This is a small club by Dallas standards. There is a full bar and one stage…

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published 13 yrs ago
This was the first strip club...
reviewed by
luvkayla

5.3

This was the first strip club that I've visited since moving to Melbourne from a big city. It's a pretty small establishment with only 1 stage, but with 3 poles on that stage.

There was…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Hadn't been in for a month...
reviewed by
stevarino

2.3

Hadn't been in for a month or so. Stopped by last week on a Wed or Thu, about 5PM.There were about 5 dancers there. One was at least 30 lbs. overweight, and the others weren't…

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published 13 yrs ago
was a first timer, super excited...
reviewed by
tuscl

5.0

was a first timer, super excited to experience it but the actual place charges 20$ if you're under 21 which is too much ! the girls were nice though, not too ugly. they couldve had…

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published 13 yrs ago
First time at BA's in about...
reviewed by
charlie47

6.0

First time at BA's in about 6 months. Needed to unwind a bit after a long day. First girl to attach herself to me was a petite, very young blonde. Nice looking, but very shy…

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published 13 yrs ago
This club is just disappointing. ...
reviewed by
Chieftain

4.7

This club is just disappointing. It is dark, small and smokey. The best girls are average at best and none of them are very friendly. I was there for over an hour…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Stopped by this club since it...
reviewed by
Nighthawk88

5.7

Stopped by this club since it was near by to see how it was, and I was disappointed. Walked in and headed straight for the bar, after ordering a beer a blond walks up and…

review
published 13 yrs ago
More dancers than customers. Beat-up...
reviewed by
Snarfs

4.0

More dancers than customers. Beat-up faced dancers sat next to me politely for 20 minutes; she was slow to get a clue.

I can't believe anyone would pay $20 for a lap dance…