Reviews

I went to Bare Assets on my little tour of Space Coast strip clubs. I went in the afternoon. There were maybe 3 other customers there including me. The place looked clean…

I have been to Bare Assets several times now. I am a little suprise at the club's dancer rating. Between relatively nearby Lido, Inner Room and Cheaters this club ranks second as far…

I was traveling on I-95 and decided to take a break. It is not that far off of the highway. I stopped in and the place is just not that exciting. The girls…

The place is right off a main road, the 192. They share their parking lot with a bar and have no valet. It's not too much to look at from the outside. Or the inside.…

Not a great place, but not horrible either. Quality of the dancers isn't that great, 2 or 3 hot ones and the rest are kind of hit and miss. Waitresses are usually the hottest…

I was in the area for work and decided to visit after being in the area for 4 months. This is a small club by Dallas standards. There is a full bar and one stage…

This was the first strip club that I've visited since moving to Melbourne from a big city. It's a pretty small establishment with only 1 stage, but with 3 poles on that stage. There was…

Hadn't been in for a month or so. Stopped by last week on a Wed or Thu, about 5PM.There were about 5 dancers there. One was at least 30 lbs. overweight, and the others weren't…

was a first timer, super excited to experience it but the actual place charges 20$ if you're under 21 which is too much ! the girls were nice though, not too ugly. they couldve had…

First time at BA's in about 6 months. Needed to unwind a bit after a long day. First girl to attach herself to me was a petite, very young blonde. Nice looking, but very shy…

This club is just disappointing. It is dark, small and smokey. The best girls are average at best and none of them are very friendly. I was there for over an hour…

Stopped by this club since it was near by to see how it was, and I was disappointed. Walked in and headed straight for the bar, after ordering a beer a blond walks up and…