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5 years ago
Not many choice.
After a really long break, went back to Seattle after 2 years, thought I'd give this club a shot just to see if anything has changed. Went through the usual porn DVD store, handed in...
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drewcareypnw
awork911
Hartlepool
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5 years ago
Scary Outside and Even Worse Inside
This club shouldn't charge to get in . . . . . . . . . . only to get out! I wouldn't normally go to this club, because I'm well aware of the...
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5 years ago
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skinnywhiteboy
Club_Goer_Seattle
Seattle, Washington
review
5 years ago
Dancing Bare visit
What a club! I was in Ballard and driving by decided to stop in here as it had been a long time since a visit. Did not think this place could get...
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5 years ago
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rhs1414
froggy2
Washington
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5 years ago
Hit A New Low
I can't believe this place is even open. I stopped in. The entire block is shady. 3 streetwalkers walked by my car as I parked. You will step over a H addict or two...
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unclewillSea
Greg416
review
6 years ago
When do they open?
I dropped in on a Thursday at 9:00 Pm . every thing I see says that they open at 11:00 AM. But, the ONE dancer had just arrived. While I was waiting for her...
Comments: 4
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5 years ago
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unclewillSea
mansfeld
Washington
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6 years ago
Slow night
Went to this place at about 8pm on a Sunday night. Wish I had asked how many girls there were before paying the cover. The cover was 10 dollars and it only served to...
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6 years ago
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anon4231
razome
New Jersey
review
6 years ago
Slow day
I came in at 7:00 on a weekday and was disappointed, but it was only a $10 cover. I should have known when the guy who took the cover said their was only one...
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6 years ago
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ArtCollege
matt206
Washington
review
7 years ago
Strange, but good time.
This is the fourth Seattle club I've visited, and I'm surprised it's taken me this long to get to it. The real catalyst for getting me out of downtown was a bad experience with...
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7 years ago
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skinnywhiteboy
anon4231
In the VIP
review
7 years ago
An expedition into the unknown at a very small establishment
I've never been in or even noticed Dancing Bare before, but I happened to be in the neighborhood with some time to kill on a dismal rainy Saturday afternoon when I saw it. What...
nickcharles
Washington
review
7 years ago
Better than I expected
I've driven by Dancing Bare hundreds of times, but this was my first time inside. It helped that I had really low expectations, but I have to say it turned out better than I...
afternoonsnack
Washington
review
7 years ago
Barely dancing
I see this place every time I drive 99. It looks like a dive as other reviewers have noted. And so I’ve been curious. Well I had some time last Friday and thought I’d...
tucker99
Washington
review
7 years ago
Long Time No See
I decided to stop in here on a whim, for the first time in about a year or so. The layout hasn't changed too much. You enter into the little porno shop and pay...
derbinger
Connecticut
review
7 years ago
Basically a Low Down, Dirty Dive...But is that All Bad?
Dancing Bare. You walk into an adult bookstore, and the entrance to the strip club is at the back left. The manager is watching the store, and will take a $10 cover charge before...
wallanon
review
7 years ago
In the area, why not?
I was driving up 99 and saw the sign and thought, why not? This club is where the old gals do or the heavier girls (you might find a diamond in the rough but...
Xman156
58 Year-old Cali Transplant
review
7 years ago
happy birthday..
went in door and was greeted in pornstore by dancer..she sent someone out( an older man) i paid admission after getting money from atm($5 fee) so bring cash.. went inside and same girl greeted...
jimbotron1962
review
7 years ago
Stay far away
I went in to this place to check it out, I've seen it a few times driving by but stay away! It's small, there is one stage, no more then 2-3 dancers tops. One...
jerkface
review
7 years ago
Thought I would try it!
Went in on a Tue. Afternoon. First time I had been there. Enter through the sex shop. Paid the guy behind the counter. He went and got me a drink. No girls were dancing....
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7 years ago
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awork911
Billelgin
Washington
review
8 years ago
Fun with expectations
I've been to the club a number of times and it does not disappoint. As long as you go later in the evening. Early on you may only find one or two dancers. The...
Newguy206916
Oklahoma
review
8 years ago
My treasure hunt (spoiler: no treasure found)
I am going to try an convince you to not visit by sharing my experience. I can't help myself but am hoping I can convince you. I went there on a Friday evening. Was...
interloper98104
Illinois
review
8 years ago
Decent bang for your buck
This club had been a good way to wait out traffic over the last month or two. As previously mentioned, you walk through a little porn shop and pay a $10 entrance fee. Once...
Jeffjeff31
review
8 years ago
If you wanna good laugh..
Had a couple hours to kill on a Monday afternoon, very rarely do I have time like this, but instead of doing anything productive, I decided to give myself some interesting entertainment. Interesting it...
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8 years ago
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unclewillSea
SMOKEDOGGZ
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review
8 years ago
Seedy is the place to start
Ended up here solo after a night out. You need to make your way through the porn shop and pay the ten dollar cover to get into the club, which has a single pole,...
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8 years ago
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froggy2
cmike7629
review
8 years ago
As gross as it looks
Went on a Thursday night to try the place out and was pretty disappointed. First, yeah you have to walk through an old porn shop that doesn't seem to sell anything, cover is fair,...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
8 years ago
Easily the most ghetto club in town
As the title says this is by far the most ghetto club in town. It's located in the worst block of the the worst street in north Seattle, you enter through a run down...
skinnywhiteboy
Washington
review
9 years ago
Not the greatest place
I read the reviews before I went and almost didn't go. But I didn't have anything better to do. Dropped by on a Saturday night. The place was pretty dead, only 4 girls working...
asianmack