Dancing Bare
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10338 Aurora Ave N Seattle, WA 98133

My treasure hunt (spoiler: no treasure found)

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interloper98104
Jan 7, 2017, 6:17 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I am going to try an convince you to not visit by sharing my experience. I can't help myself but am hoping I can convince you.

I went there on a Friday evening. Was in the mood for killing some time and may be spend some money if I find a diamond in the rough. This wasn't my first time so I know this place is dirty, rarely has quality girls, and charges a $10 cover with $20 to $40 dances. To enter, you walk through a porn shop and there is no flexibility on the cover even if the place is empty with 3 girls. This time when I went, there were 5 girls, all were 3's except 1 that was a 6. There was some pole dancing but not an impressive display of talent or interest or effort. You do get approached for dances. A couple girls were just hustling but this 1 C**** was nice and willing to chat for a while. We talked for a long time and finally when the dance topic came up, I said I'll pass because she wasn't pretty. I just gave her $40 for her time. I then signaled the 6 to see what her deal was. She was WAY too stuck up. Had short, Yes or No answers for everything. Wasn't really interested in chatting. Wasn't even trying to charm or hustle for a dance. I just don't get why she was even there. Perhaps waiting for a regular. Then again, I don't know what I go there. I have the exact same experience - dirty place, a few busted girls, a couple nice girls who are really busted, may be 1 girls that not horrible looking but very stuck up, not visual entertainment or excitement, no alcohol. I guess I keep going there thinking there has to be a reason why this dump is still open after all these years. There must be something here that people keep going back for. May be I haven't found the treasure. I hope to stop my treasure hunt and really just stop going there. I hope you either don't go or if you do, find the secret and unlock the fun. Good luck!

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