Dancing Bare Reviews

The Dancing Bare kinda leans towards the lower end of the spectrum of strip clubs. You still enter through a porn shop, and even for a weekend night there were only 3 girls there, and one other customer besides myself. The good thing is it's only $10 to...

Yeah, yeah, it's a dumpy juice bar, and most of the girls aren't the stuff of wet dreams, but there is the occasional diamond in the rough (and it's pretty rough) that's worth the time and money. More of a hands-on snuggle than a grind, but a couple of the...

This place is hilarious and awesome as far as strip clubs go. It's basically a dump and on a sketchy street. I liked the sign, though, so I decided to check it out. There were 2 girls and they kind of just wandered on and off stage at will. One...

This was the closest sc that was near where I was staying so decided to give it a try. My mistake. <br>
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There is a $10 cover and it was a total waste of money. You also have to go through a porn shop in front which was kind of weird....

I typically stay away from this place, as i franky do not find the girls they rotate through very attractive. <br>
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This day I was just bored enough to drop in after eating nearby. Paid the cover and found the place had remodeled since my last visit - maybe a slightly...

Yes, it's a bit of a dump. You may well be the only customer. Don't expect a party atmosphere. When you walk in, you might even think they are closed. The stages will be empty and you won't see anyone else. Eventually they will realize you're there and a dancer...

First of all, this place is not in a good part of town. You really have to have your head on a swivel between parking and walking to the entrance. Likewise, do the same when you're leaving. I'm convinced the manager saved me from a mugging, since he came out...

Went in the early evening. All the rumors about it being a bit of a dump are true. You walk in through a porn shop that looks like a mid 90's museum set piece. Then after paying a door charge that you'll wish was free, it's off...

This place is worse than ever. There cannot be a club in this country worse than this.

Some of the girls here used to be somewhat attractive but on this occasion not a single one of the few on staff even was pleasant to look at. You know how dancers...

I have no idea why I went into this club. I guess it was because the jackass I was with said it was good. First off 10 cover in the middle of the day. I thought okay high cover decent girls. No, I paid 10 bucks...

I visited the Dancing bare on a Thursday night. I was not expecting much, but was pleasantly surprised. The 3 dancers that were there were vey attentive, not trying to push dances. The place itself could use a total demolish and redo. But I had a $20 lap dance with...

I have been frequenting strip clubs in the Seattle area for the past 20 years and have been to some venues that were not that great. From the unusual set up at the defunct New Players Club to the emptiness of Centerfolds. If you thought those clubs are/were...

I live right around the corner from this place so I decided to check it out. You enter in through a porn shop in front, pay your $10 cover charge, and head back to the ladies. The place is smaller but it has plenty of seating, and a nice stage....

I hadn't been to Dancing Bare in a year. I had read the reviews about the club being a dump. Yep, and it's even worse than I remember. I walked in around 7:30 and was the only customer. But, to their credit, one gal latched on to me and got...

Strange things afoot at the DB just now - the place is in disarray while the stage is under construction.

It looks like they are moving the stage and rebuilding it to change the layout of the club a little. I don't know what the point of this update is,...

So....I broke down and decided to give Dancing Bare a whirl on Monday 10/14/2013 to see what this place is all about. Not to be mean, but the porn shop is a joke to start with and the 'club' is just a converted side
of the store that is not...

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and I'll probably never come back. I was enticed by the cute blonde standing outside smoking as I drove by, but when I entered, she was nowhere to be found. Maybe she was just getting off shift, or she doesn't work...

Never again will I go to this dump. I still can't believe how bad this was, so here you go, my review of a tiny porn shop that pretends their closet is a strip club.

Ok I am not being fair. It is a porno shop, they have magazines and movies,...

Avoid this place like the plague. Because that's one of the things you'll probably contract here.

I visited a few weeks back on a weekday night. As other reviews mention, you enter through a seedy porn shop. Although calling it a 'porn shop' is generous....

Decided to revisit. As expected, new girls each time - meaning high turnover of girls. One gal returned - and her name is Bambi. So went for the back of place after initial drink. Without going into the details, I was impressed with her mission to ensure satisfaction for every...

Having been a regular at Showgirls and the Sands for a number of years, I thought I would finally check out the Dancing Bare. I don't know when this place opened, but I've only noticed it in the past year.

The entrance is through a porno shop, which...

Weird access (through a XXX bookstore). On-street parking was plentiful, and it's on a major road so there's no "late at night" fear factor at play. Inside, the place looks like a cinderblock basement rebuilt to be a 17-year old's low-budget vision of a strip club: low stage, cheaply-constructed "bar"...

So I stopped by this club. I figured I would give it a shot. You enter through a xxx video store and pay the cashier $10. They then make you buy a soda.
The layout of this club is sooooooo ghetto.
Big folding tables. Now I wasn't concerned about the...

I have been here before, but this time it was AWESOME. I typically go in once every few weeks to see who is there and of course the dancing. You can park very close (right on the street) and enter through a adult video shop. Cover is $10 and includes...

I stop by this club from time to time. It's really a hole. After a half dozen times here, I have yet to see anyone above a 4, with one exception - Havana. She is truly a top of the trade performer and is there more often than not.

You enter...