Bare Necessity Reviews

I’ve been kind of burned out on my regular SCs and have started to visit/explore other SC environments. Saw a recent review of the club where a reviewer talked about a natural 42DD dancer (and another natural 38D) dancer that he had met on his recent daytime visits to...

Every so often, I come by since this is the most convenient club for me. Lately, I prefer Saturdays and this review combines several Sat. visits.
Business is slow in mid afternoon, which has its good and bad aspects. First, the bad - only 5 or so girls. Now...

So I went to the club with a couple off my guy friends last weekend and im definitely coming back. This club is better then they make it sound. The girls are hot except for like maybe this really old one or one fat Spanish girl but the rest were...

I went one night hanging with a couple of friends. There were a couple girls that Were ok looking. One asked me for a tip but I hadn't gotten change from my drinks yet so asked if she had change for a $10 bill. She said no but I can...

This is definetely a hit or miss club as previouly mentionedd but should nevertheless be on everyone's list. when it's good it's really good with hot dancers you can definetely hold a conversation with. the bartender is usually friendly and cute as well and the club is no drama unlike...

ok... so the dancers aren't the hottest on the planet, but they are cute for a day shift.
The bar is a little run down, but I don't think anyone expects the top of the line from the moment they walk in. The beer is about what...

Like my previous reviews, nothing changes in this club other than the dancers. I rarely see the same ones visit to visit. This trip I saw 3 dancers. One a thick (not really fat, just big)latin. One was black, thin, and had the best body, but I am not a...

Since this a club that I have repeatedly reviewed in the past, I, like Clubber, wanted to see what the fuss was about from those two wildly divergent reviews. This is definitely a "hit or miss" club; it is never great, but sometimes you definitely can find a few jewels...

after reading the last two reviews, I thought I should make a stop here. I'd not been since August. little has changed from that review. Regarding the previous two, I found this visit somewhere between them. granted, I was there in the late afternoon. The only difference from my last...

Reply to the asshole critic who wrote the last review

Buddy, before you call someone an asshole, you should get your facts straight and realize, when it comes to clubs, bars or restaurants, they can have bad and off nights.....

Back in September, when i wrote the review it was accurate. ...

To the guy who wrote the last review: you asshole! (nothing personal).
When I entered this place, my first impression was WTF. The guy at the door shameless charged $5 for the crap of place. No dancers on stage or any music (what was I thinking). Got a soda $5. One...

I've been to the "Bare" on every day of the week, once per week spread over a 2 month period. This club is the best kept secret in Miami. The girls are friendly and hot. They have 2 VIP cubes at $75/half hour and 2 private rooms (1 with...

What am I going to do about this place? I try to give it the benefit of the doubt and, at times, I find a few gems and other times, it sinks deeper into the pit. I am normally an afternoon guy, but had a chance to go...

If you are looking for upscale, this is not the place. You are not going to find anything fancy about this place other than maybe the bathroom.

The club is not dingy though. It's a typical bar scene. When you walk in, you have the bar to your right that...

Went after work and stayed from around 6pm to well after midnight. Seems best time is shift change, girls getting off trying to score that last dance and the new ones wanting to start off the night well.
Overall the club improvements have gone a long way towards improving this once...

First time I have been to the club at night (about 10:30) and on a Friday night; I was going to go to Stir Crazy, but the parking lot was full and I did not want to fight the crowds. Only a $5.00 cover, but what was surprising was...

I have had mixed experiences at this club. But since it is close to where I work, I periodically take a look to see if anything has changed. Well, it's gotten a bit better.
First, the construction/renovation of the entrance is finished; the entrance way has a string of...

The name is appropriate. From the moment you drive up to the parking lot of this club, which is right on US 1, it shouts “bare”, “shoddy” and “dilapidated”: the lights illuminating the words “Bare Necessity” are only half working outside. The club interior also is...

Part 2 of my Tuesday quest - see my reviews on BT's South Miami and Stir Crazy. This club is mediocre at best and, as the last few reviews reveal, it has been going downhill. The physical condition has deteriorated - the entranceway has been stripped down to the...

This was the first club I've ever been to, and since then me and my friends refer to it as 'Bare Nasties'. To be fair, they know they aren't the greatest and charge as so, and the girls aren't to pushy. If you are under 21 it is definitely worth...

The name is appropriate. From the moment you drive up to the parking lot of this club, which is right on US 1, it shouts “bare”, “shoddy” and “dilapidated”: the lights illuminating the words “Bare Necessity” are only half working outside. The club interior also is...

Hadn't visited here since February, so thought I'd drop in. It was Deja vu. I could post the exact same review as in February and barely change a thing. The customer/dancer counts varied. My friend from years back wasn't there, but the manager remembered our last talk and welcomed me...

Was driving down U.S 1 and saw the big sign, so I decided to stop in. Boy, that was a big mistake. They had four girls, one on stage the rest just siting around. I have been to several stirp clubs in Dade and broward counties but this club had...

This club was a hard one to review, because depending on what you're going for, it can either be pretty great or a complete letdown. No admission or parking is a great start. The ladies averaged around 5-7 with one absolute stunner, relatively speaking. The trouble was, she seemed to...

Haven't reviewed this club in some time. About 10customers and maybe six dancers, none much above a 5. No real fuglies, but most were older. One I knew from years back, and she still was the best of the bunch, as she used to be. But like all of us,...