Reviews

I was heading to south Dade and I was early. So I thought to stop in and spend a 1/2 hour. This place shares a wall with a liquor store and is up against US…

Cliff notes: 1/10 overall, only go here if you want to see just how awful a club can get. Stopped by Monday evening on Memorial Day weekend just after midnight with a male compatriot. Only a…

I went on a Thursday, waiting to go out with some friends. To start, the place is connected to a liquor store, and I’m pretty sure there were more people in there than the club.…

I stopped by around 5:00 on a Thursday afternoon. This place has always been hit or miss, but it has mostly been miss lately. The last time I visited there were several dancers who…

arrived after 1 am and paid the cover. I don't remember how much it was but may be $10. the guy at the door was cool. I chatted with him to get some pointers about…

Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: -------------- Visited Bare Necessity (BN) ~1:30 am (past midnight Saturday eve 9/4/21 Labor Day weekend). I had just left Stir Crazy (which…

I stopped in on a Wednesday night at 9pm. You can park in the lot next to the liquor store. There was no cover. They check your temperature upon entry. The interior is kind of…

On this particular night I set off about 4:00 to find something interesting. My first stop was stir crazy. 6 or 7 dollar cover. ~5 dollar domestic bottle. There were ~10 girls out. 5 were…

I’ve reviewed this club before so I won’t go into the layout. Nothing has changed in that respect anyway. Got here at about 10. $5 cover. 6.5 buy one get one on beer. Talent has…

When driving down South Dixie Highway, AKA US1 in South Miami, Bare Necessity always catches my attention. Before entering, I wonder if I will ever see a UM or FIU co-ed or MDC student dancing…

Never been here before, but always heard it was a dump. But this particular Friday night, I was waiting out the traffic and thought to myself that I don't particularly mind a dump as long…

I saw a recent review of this club from MochaManiac, After seeing it and being near where he mentioned, W Dixie, figured worth checking out. I drove from the north end of W Dixie south…

i decided to try here with a friend after a day on coco walk. Club is on busy street , W Dixie but barely any customers . Besides a beautiful ebony girl by the name…

Had some free time Sunday afternoon, so I tried the club after last being there early this year. One, possibly two customers and NO DANCERS ON THE STAGE. Scraggly looking manager said to…

I came back after years of bigger and better things finally coming of age and being able to get into real clubs. This place looks like more of a hangout than a "strip club". 10ish…

I've been to this place several times, and the title of this review says it all. What I like about it is the main stage, which isn't so much a stage as much as a…

If you want a quite club with only few customers then this is the one. It is 18+ club and no free charge. I like to spend time there. Some dancers are hot and some…

This is my third(?) review of this location so I won't go into the specifics of the physical location. It's a locals place. The club doesn't really get going until 1-2 usually so the club…

I've reviewed this club before so I won't go into details as to the layout or the talent level in general. Sometimes you just have to come back to where they know your name. Went…

TLDR: Talent hit a new low. Sad and desperate. Never coming back. I've reviewed this club before. Once upon a time it was my dirty little secret. Once upon a time my favorite dancers and GFE…

I arrived at about 1:30 pm on a Monday afternoon. There were about 5 dancers there- a couple of 6s, 8s, and one 10--Isabella. I entered for free. I paid $6 for my first beer…

This place is one of the nicer clubs I have been to in Miami. Got there kinda of early (around 9) on a Friday night and there was plenty of talent. We decided to get…

Stopped by this place on the way home from a Halloween party. Was pretty surprised there wasn't much going on, but maybe it was still early, only around midnight at the time. Paid a five…

I stopped by on my way home for a quick drink. Made sure to enter before 8:00PM ($5.00 cover charge after 8:00). One look and I sure was glad I did not pay a…

This was my first SC visit way back when. I was too young, but if you showed the door guy some cash he would let you in with a stern look. That might have changed…