Bare Necessity Reviews

I've been to this club more times than any other place in Miami-Dade and it's by far my favorite. Even though it may not look like much, the place is a lot nicer than you'd expect as far as value goes. Beer is cheap ($1 bottles from noon to 2pm),...

I hate to give this place a bad review as I have had good experiences previously. Perhaps it was X-Mas eve. Nonetheless, I came by at 5:30PM and I guess everyone was at church as there was only one other customer inside. On the stage was one of...

Finally had to try this place after driving by it dozens of times. First off, it's quite small. The stage more like a catwalk, and situated within the bar. This means the dancers hustle everyone near the bar for tips when they come offstage. Drink prices are reasonable, except for...

Hadn't stopped here in some time. Should have left it that way. Saw three customers and four dancers. My God, one black dancer had to be close to 250 pounds or more. Disgusting! Another, the exact opposite, old and mostly bones. None of the others I saw were anything...

I've been to bare necessity a hand full of times. I liked it at first because it was an 18+ club and for $25 bucks I could see some ass. The bad thing is some of that ass should have been left covered up. the afternoon shift was over 40...

I liked this place.

The club is on US 1 and is easy to locate (a block south of the large Dadeland Mall). I visited twice (Friday,mid-afternoon/Sunday, just after opening at noon - neither of which is prime-time) while on a recent vacation. This works just fine for me because I...

This place is known locally as "Bare Nasties" haha and it is one of the worst strip clubs I've ever been in. Not many girls and ones that are there are fat and nasty. I literally had one drink and walked out before I felt like I was going to...

I decided to go to the Bare Necessity after work on tuesday afternoon. I wasn't working and had nothing better to do. The room wasn't very flashy, but clean. Drinks were ok just 5-6, I tipped a dollar. Some of the girls seems somewhat desperate. Many of them tried to...

Went to Bare Necessity after work on Monday night. Although the decor looks dated, everything was neat and clean. Gin & tonic was just $5.00. One dancer at a time is on the stage - all shapes and sizes. Stir Crazy down the road may have...

Stopped by here after not being here for years and it's still very much the same as I remember it, which is good and bad. On the one hand it never really was much of a bells and whistles kind of place anyway and it wouldn't suit BN to be...

First time I went, its was just about midnight. It is located right on US 1, cant miss it. However, the parking is very limited there. Anyhows, you go in and realize it is pretty small. Just a long bar in the center of the room where...

Can't say much more than the previous review. I stopped in during the early afternoon. Not a large parking area, but what there was was about empty. REAL slow! About three customers and I saw three dancers. None of the dancers were anything above average. Domestic beer was $4.50, a...

This place basically is what it is. A very sedate neighborhood strip bar that hasn't changed all that much in the 10 years that I've known it. It's basically just a place to drink and look at girls dancing, but in a weird way that's what makes it work as...

This is one of those clubs that you pass all of the time - as it is on a major road - and you wonder whether it is even worthwhile going in? Well - my friends and I finally decided to give it a shot since Tootsie's and the...

Visisted this club a few times. Most of the girls are older and friendly. Nice relaxed atmosphere and good place to grab a beer. Haven't tried the VIP rooms, so can't comment on that. ...

I was here on a weekend night around 11pm. There were only 2 dancers,they were nice looking and friendly. The
management was cool. I didn't get pressured. The inside is nice and the club has potential being in a busy spot and next to a liquor store. I was advised it...

I visited around 1:30 PM on Friday and was surprised how dead the club was. About 4 customers and 4 dancers. Dancers were white. 2 were LARGE and 2 were a little OLD perhaps just a little over 30.

Can't give much of a parking rundown...

This was a decent club about 5-6 years ago when it had to compete with Lipsticks down the street. Since then the caliber of women has gone waaaaaayyyy down. Most of them can not even do the roof spin thing which made the stage famous. Lap dances on the floor...

After a disappointing experience at Stir Crazy the previous night, this was an unexpectedly pleasant surprise. I stopped by a little after 4 in the afternoon. I must say the quality of the women were in the 2-5 range, and on the mature side. I wasn't really expecting much, but...

This club would have been great if it was not so poorly managed. I worked here for a couple of nights, and ended up quitting because the management caused me to lose a champagne room dancing opportunity. Lost around 125 dollars! The customer was a regular who...

Stopped by last Tuesday evening at about midnight. About 6 girls working (4-7). Working means they take turns dancing on a stage that's inside the bar, then come around to collect $1 from every patron. Private dances are unbelievably expensive in a place like this, and would total...