Bare Necessity
9100 S Dixie Hwy Kendall, FL 33156

Empty, grimy, homey

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tuscl
Dec 4, 2016, 6:42 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

I came back after years of bigger and better things finally coming of age and being able to get into real clubs. This place looks like more of a hangout than a "strip club". 10ish customers were lazing about, not spending too much money. As long as you buy a couple beers they won't bother you too much. You get the tip walk and the "buy me a drink" thing, but that's about it. Tvs aren't great, but still pretty good to catch a game. They added a couple newbies to the mix, but the staff is about the same. They're not lookers, but if you get to know them they're pretty cool to chat with, and they'll tell you who to ask (most of em) to get where you want to go. Solid 5/10 if you live in the bro or hood. Sucks that the private curtained booths got taken out. All they have now is the open LD area and the champagne room in the back (haven't partaken here). Still waiting for that shower to come in to use. I wonder who would host their bachelor party here?

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