Crystal Cafe Reviews

Dancers were mostly 5's. A couple of them were better looking than the others, but just to even it out, some were nasty and older. They allowed people to smoke inside which...

Okay, so it's a Wednesday afternoon and I'd had a fucked up day. I drove by this place a few times and figured I'd at least get a strong drink. I walked in and...

There is a stage but I didn't see anyone using it. Mostly the girls hang out at the bar. Dancers are a mix of american, brazilan and russian. One great looking...

I think overall your gonna like this place. I went with a few buddies of mine for a bday. ita pretty big once your inside. lots of seating. the one thing about this place...

I don't remember if it was a Friday or Saturday that I was here, but this place was terrible. Came with a couple friends and a beer, watched show fora few minutes. ...

Used to go there a lot a few years ago and came back to visit last week. Not much has changed. The outside of the building looks more presentable, but the inside is still...

Went there one sat afternoon. Day shift was still there. Sit at bar. 35-40ish spanush girl sits with me. Asks to buy her a drink and is very flirty. Kept...

Stopped in for the first time in nearly 20 years. The place is worse than i remembered. I used the bathroom had a beer a ran. The 2 girls i saw were not very...

The dancers were nice enough but not attractive at all. I've got kind of a weak personality so I got sucked in by this large, older Brazillian dancer at the bar. I brought her...

This place is a waste. I have been here more than once but this time I am not going back. There is a small stage with one dancer and a couple...

I used to frequent this bar all the time but I havent been there for a few years. I went the past 2 weekends once on a Friday and once on Saturday just to...

What can I say about this dump that hasn't been said already? It's a hole. Mostly older Hispanic (South American?) women; can't really call them dancers as there isn't much "dancing" going on. YOu...

Went in one afternoon after work...wasn't bad or good. If u hit it right the girls r ok..I found this little.petite blond named jade....Wow...really hot and great lap.dance...too bad it wasn't private. She kept.sticking...

Went in one afternoon after work...wasn't bad or good. If u hit it right the girls r ok..I found this little.petite blond named jade....Wow...really hot and great lap.dance...too bad it wasn't private. She kept.sticking...

Went here to check it out(I am new to the area) This place needs to be burned to the ground. Overwieght trashy dancers who are hustling you the moment you walk into...

this place is completely and miserably atrocious, to the point of being depressing. stopped here with a few buddies on the way home from a night at the bars. the girls were...

A small club...a bar that maybe sits 10; stage sitting that sits 6or so and some tables with a semi private lapdance area. There were 3 girls, mostly interested in chatting with what...

Went to this place with a few guys from work after a long day of drinking. Its a small bar where the girls are all slightly older or larger than the ideal stripper...

So i just got back from my half hour drive back and forth to this shitty place, it was advertised on here as an 18+ club and we called them to make sure of...

Went on Friday before Hurricane weekend because I had some time to kill. Got there before they opened, and was pulling away when the two dancers were just getting to the building called me...

Dropped in on my was back to Yonkers from a job. This is a small place in the middle of a residential neighborhood. Basically a bar with a stage. Went there, there was no...

Big parking lot clean floors. Thats about the best part of the place. Only one dancer when I was there she sat the bar fully clothed chatting on her phone. When...

Went in late on a Friday night on my way home from the Farmingdale bars. Shouldn't have. Let's do a quick rundown: The building itself is small and kind of sketchy looking. There was a...

A friend of mine convinced me to visit this place. Walk in after 7Pm and the place was empty. The atmosphere was okay with music a little bit loud. Not too ssedy.A few girls...

Been going to this place for over 10 years, but been there twice in the last week. Once on a Tuesday and once on a Friday. Both get in after midnight. Friday was...