Crystal Cafe Reviews

I have been here a few times to where I can greet the bartenders by name. I usually arrive here late afternoon so I am able to catch the last of the afternoon dancers...

Gentlemen..and ladies, Last Thursday I had some time off from work and figured id check out some of the clubs that I have reviewed on TUSCL (those that are open during the day). Crsytal Cafe...

So this is not your normal type of strip club.... by this I mean the club appears old, and the clientele are not of the high flashy type. it's more like an old...

First time visitor to club and when you walk in its so dark you can't see a thing. No one is dancing with 4-5 girls with guys at bar. It seems everyone knew everyone...

So after staying away from this place for nearly two months, I decided to give this another shot. As soon as I walked in, I was greeted by an incredibly attractive Brazilian dancer who,...

Went to this place on a Saturday night and was quite disappointed. The club physically is set up ok, has a small parking lot, a small stage in the middle and a long bar...

So I walked in and was immediately attacked by an old Russian hag named Yana and a plump polish women with nice tits. I bought about 4 drinks for myself and 3 for 3...

Passing through LI on the way out east and wanted to find a spot for a good, down and dirty lap dance. This wasn't the place. $5 cover to get into an older looking...

So I walked in to the club on a dreary Monday afternoon expecting to be greeted by the sight of attractive, engaging females. And what do I see? A middle-aged woman, a bit on...

The place is dimly lit and thankfully so. Many of the dancers are definitely 4 or 5/10s with two being above a 7. I get in and almost immediately, Ana the Brazilian has her tongue...

If you are looking for a comfortable reasonably priced place to have a beer and have a conversation with an older but pleasant woman this is the place. It is not the place...

for the first time in a long time dancers were on stage dancing, not just wandering around begging for drinks and tips. dancers were older, and heavier but not obese grandmothers. some...

Was in the area and decided to stop by. Club setting has been reviewed before, so I won't focus on that. Headed in and was immediately attacked by the old European lady and magnolia. Both...

First time and last time there. Place is a front for prostitution, tried to grab my junk the minute I walked in. Not one dancer. Two other guys, one getting a hand job...

Ok so pretty much this one of the strip clubs in suffolk county where where you walk in no cover which is good, but the dancers are at the bar waiting for people to...

this is probably the worst stip clup on long island aside from going to illusions in deet park, but really bad. though i will say that i went on a tuesday but i figured...

One of the more interesting clubs on Long Island. Won't get into the physical setting of the club as it has been reviewed previously, but this place is a dump and smoking is allowed...

I've been here before so what can I say that hasn't already been said. To put it frankly the place looks like a dump. No no, that is insulting to dumps. That being said,...

As others have said, this is more of a neighborhood bar that happens to have lap dancers although you'd never go just to have a beer. No cover. A small ten seat bar is...

While this is a strip club no one ever seems to be stripping. The 'dancers' hang out at the bar with the customers. If you want socialize with the girls this place...

I went back here and I'm not sure why. Most of the dancers are overweight and can be very pushy. No one on stage and girls asking me to buy them drinks from the...

ok so ive past place multiply times and decided to walk in ad try it out. i walk in the club it self is small and smoking is allowed inside. not even one foot...

Went there with a buddy around 10pm. There were about 4 or 5 men at the bar. Most being entertained by one or two strippers rated one a 9 two 7's the rest...

Reviewed this place about 4 years ago and gave it bad scores basically across the board. After learning the ropes a bit better, I now know that this is one of those clubs that...

Went here as a birthday gift. There were a bit of diversity in the dancers, one was asian, one looked african american and the rest were caucasian. After the $5 door fee each for...