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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

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  • review
    8 years ago
    Previous Reviews are True but...
    I have been here a few times to where I can greet the bartenders by name. I usually arrive here late afternoon so I am able to catch the last of the afternoon dancers...
    NYGent68
    NYC and East
  • review
    8 years ago
    Geriatric Strip Club
    Gentlemen..and ladies, Last Thursday I had some time off from work and figured id check out some of the clubs that I have reviewed on TUSCL (those that are open during the day). Crsytal Cafe...
    rf1127
    New York
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    basakc
  • review
    8 years ago
    different type of club
    So this is not your normal type of strip club.... by this I mean the club appears old, and the clientele are not of the high flashy type. it's more like an old...
    WTF1234
    New York
  • review
    8 years ago
    A strange place
    First time visitor to club and when you walk in its so dark you can't see a thing. No one is dancing with 4-5 girls with guys at bar. It seems everyone knew everyone...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Surprisingly great
    So after staying away from this place for nearly two months, I decided to give this another shot. As soon as I walked in, I was greeted by an incredibly attractive Brazilian dancer who,...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Went to this place on a...
    Went to this place on a Saturday night and was quite disappointed. The club physically is set up ok, has a small parking lot, a small stage in the middle and a long bar...
  • review
    8 years ago
    if you want it all it can be had however
    So I walked in and was immediately attacked by an old Russian hag named Yana and a plump polish women with nice tits. I bought about 4 drinks for myself and 3 for 3...
    hdlovva
    Alabama
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    8 years ago

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    Cuzadam
  • review
    8 years ago
    Don't waste your time!
    Passing through LI on the way out east and wanted to find a spot for a good, down and dirty lap dance. This wasn't the place. $5 cover to get into an older looking...
    hotfireinny
    New York
  • review
    8 years ago
    Run?
    So I walked in to the club on a dreary Monday afternoon expecting to be greeted by the sight of attractive, engaging females. And what do I see? A middle-aged woman, a bit on...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Decent place for a beer and some extras. Not much else.
    The place is dimly lit and thankfully so. Many of the dancers are definitely 4 or 5/10s with two being above a 7. I get in and almost immediately, Ana the Brazilian has her tongue...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Comfortable, not pretty
    If you are looking for a comfortable reasonably priced place to have a beer and have a conversation with an older but pleasant woman this is the place. It is not the place...
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    Cuzadam
  • review
    8 years ago
    better
    for the first time in a long time dancers were on stage dancing, not just wandering around begging for drinks and tips. dancers were older, and heavier but not obese grandmothers. some...
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    Cuzadam
  • review
    9 years ago
    Another trip to Crystal
    Was in the area and decided to stop by. Club setting has been reviewed before, so I won't focus on that. Headed in and was immediately attacked by the old European lady and magnolia. Both...
    Cuzadam
    New York
  • review
    9 years ago
    get a vaccine first
    First time and last time there. Place is a front for prostitution, tried to grab my junk the minute I walked in. Not one dancer. Two other guys, one getting a hand job...
  • review
    9 years ago
    Ok so pretty much this one...
    Ok so pretty much this one of the strip clubs in suffolk county where where you walk in no cover which is good, but the dancers are at the bar waiting for people to...
    mike45rock
    New York
  • review
    9 years ago
    this is probably the worst stip...
    this is probably the worst stip clup on long island aside from going to illusions in deet park, but really bad. though i will say that i went on a tuesday but i figured...
  • review
    9 years ago
    One of the more interesting clubs...
    One of the more interesting clubs on Long Island. Won't get into the physical setting of the club as it has been reviewed previously, but this place is a dump and smoking is allowed...
    Cuzadam
    New York
  • review
    9 years ago
    I've been here before so what...
    I've been here before so what can I say that hasn't already been said. To put it frankly the place looks like a dump. No no, that is insulting to dumps. That being said,...
  • review
    9 years ago
    As others have said, this is...
    As others have said, this is more of a neighborhood bar that happens to have lap dancers although you'd never go just to have a beer. No cover. A small ten seat bar is...
    Nick4996
    New York
  • review
    9 years ago
    While this is a strip club...
    While this is a strip club no one ever seems to be stripping. The 'dancers' hang out at the bar with the customers. If you want socialize with the girls this place...
  • review
    9 years ago
    I went back here and I'm...
    I went back here and I'm not sure why. Most of the dancers are overweight and can be very pushy. No one on stage and girls asking me to buy them drinks from the...
  • review
    10 years ago
    ok so ive past place multiply...
    ok so ive past place multiply times and decided to walk in ad try it out. i walk in the club it self is small and smoking is allowed inside. not even one foot...
    mike45rock
    New York
  • review
    10 years ago
    Went there with a buddy around...
    Went there with a buddy around 10pm. There were about 4 or 5 men at the bar. Most being entertained by one or two strippers rated one a 9 two 7's the rest...
    tigerjim1
    New York
  • review
    10 years ago
    Reviewed this place about 4 years...
    Reviewed this place about 4 years ago and gave it bad scores basically across the board. After learning the ropes a bit better, I now know that this is one of those clubs that...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Went here as a birthday gift....
    Went here as a birthday gift. There were a bit of diversity in the dancers, one was asian, one looked african american and the rest were caucasian. After the $5 door fee each for...
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