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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

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  • review
    15 years ago
    Stopped by Monday night. Two girls...
    Stopped by Monday night. Two girls - one heavy Russian and one older spanish. Set by the stage and watched the russian girl for a little whilr. Huge breasts but heavier than i like....
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    15 years ago
    No one on stage the entire...
    No one on stage the entire time I was there. What's up with that? I am not into old broads or Russians, so I drank my beer fast. The bartender was rude and the...
  • review
    15 years ago
    I was there late. Was not...
    I was there late. Was not crowded which was good. Girls here are usually gorgeous, there is somekind of beer place right next to it that sells mugs of beer. Awesome. I was tanked...
  • review
    15 years ago
    I went around 5:30 on a...
    I went around 5:30 on a Sunday night and there were a half dozen people there and 4 girls dancing. Two of the girls were very hot, but both had fake boobs which...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Came in here last time three...
    Came in here last time three years ago. Based on last review, decided to give it another shot. Mistake. Maybe I hit it on a bad night. Maybe the last review hit an exceptional night....
  • review
    16 years ago
    Girls were mostly european and there...
    Girls were mostly european and there were a few good looking ones The girls were friendly I had a good time When you enter the building the bar is right there and you could...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Came here on a Sunday recently...
    Came here on a Sunday recently after a bike ride with a buddy. It was about 5 pm and the game was on. That was IT. Us two, the bartender (decent) two dancers (5-6)...
    zghouler
    New York
  • review
    17 years ago
    Stopped in here recently, small place...
    Stopped in here recently, small place with a cover at night, few guys sitting at the bar watching the game, hot bartender too bad she wasn't dancing, i did try to get her out...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    18 years ago
    Recently visited and gave up a...
    Recently visited and gave up a few singles to the dancers who were eastern eurpoean....tall blonde and brunette and another frumpy..not my cup of tea, each with deacent breasts. Had my beers and...
    dipher
    Florida
  • review
    18 years ago
    Went here last Thurs after watching...
    Went here last Thurs after watching the game. About 2am. I was a little buzzed and this was the closest place. I came here expecting nothing and was not disappointed. Three girls, white, 30's,...
    zghouler
    New York
  • review
    19 years ago
    Except for the Russian accents, this...
    Except for the Russian accents, this place could belong to tony Soprano. Definitely a "family" bar. Girls tend to be rude when sober, obnoxious when drunk. Some are marginally cute but the attitude blows...
  • review
    19 years ago
    Bad place the gilrs are very...
    Bad place the gilrs are very average. As far as LI places go there are much better. Do not waste your money on private dances save it and go to a better spot. Dark...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    19 years ago
    Was there during the week and...
    Was there during the week and hooked up with one of the dancers Cindy. Not the cutest or thinest girl but we had a good time. I have been here sevweral times and find...
  • review
    19 years ago
    Definately among the worst clubs on...
    Definately among the worst clubs on Long Island, and worst in the country after this review. Older, foriegn, gothic women, take your pick. Rude waitresses, bartenders & dancers...
  • review
    19 years ago
    Years ago this used tobe a...
    Years ago this used tobe a great "neighborhood type" club with flashing and frisky ladies. This has really gone downhill. Two girls ( 5's) trying to get as many singles as possible in...
    dipher
    Florida
  • review
    19 years ago
    Went last night about 11:30. 2...
    Went last night about 11:30. 2 dancers, 1 white and 1 black. decent 6-7. 6-8 customers. Place seemed dead. There was no dancing to speak of, just the one girl (dancing?) getting dollar after...
    zghouler
    New York
  • review
    19 years ago
    To sum it up, I'd say...
    To sum it up, I'd say scary. I've been to quite a few clubs on LI, but this one is just skeevy. I did go at an off time, I think it was a...
  • review
    19 years ago
    Came here last week with a...
    Came here last week with a bunch of guys while we were working in the area. Sometimes these smaller clubs are hidden gems because the girls are not so busy working the entire room and...
    Lord IV
    New York
  • review
    19 years ago
    Definitely a dive type. Small...
    Definitely a dive type. Small cover but drink required. My dancer was a foreign female very drunk very bad teeth. Lola was from Eastern Europe. The private area is very...
    avatarew
    New York
  • review
    20 years ago
    Small rundown place. One stage...
    Small rundown place. One stage with a small lap dance area in the back. Girls were friendly but not overly so. Had a beer and left without any dances so I...
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