Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

To sum it up, I'd say...

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cecilmack
Mar 22, 2005, 3:58 AM
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To sum it up, I'd say scary. I've been to quite a few clubs on LI, but this one is just skeevy. I did go at an off time, I think it was a weekend in the middle of the day, but I actually got yelled at by a stripper! I was talking to my friend, having a good time, and laughing. She looks at us and says, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?" We were just kind of stunned, like a deer in headlights. We couldn't believe she would speak to us like that, or get all mad at us for nothing. After that exchange, we decided to finish our beers and check out. In the mean time, she informed us we should be tipping her more.

The place was dingey, dank, dark, and just nasty. The girls were far below average, and had bad bodies. I don't know the prices of dances because we left after a few minutes. With all your choices on LI, I wouldn't go here.

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