Reviews

Was in south beach for a work conference. Wanted to go to Rivers but by the time I got out of a late dinner it was just too far. My hotel was 3 blocks from…

Miami Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from E11even. Wanted to check out the two beach area clubs. I understand the repuation wasn't great but I like to see this stuff for myself. Anyway the…

Work sent me on a business trip to Miami Beach and I had one entire day to enjoy to myself. I explored and did all the sightseeing during the day and figured why not check…

You would expect something decent from such a large tourist destination like South Beach. However, this is one of the most rattiest shit hole of a club that I've ever been to. They have girls…

This club absolutely reeks I mean stinks / smells. It's unreal how they don't tend to it - I mean holy smokes it just smells like hot garbage especially on the lapdance side.…

It seems every trip I’ve taken recently is midweek business travel. And my most recent trip down to Miami Beach was no exception. Unfortunately that means my only opportunity to check out the clubs is…

I was in Miami Beach and didn’t want to go across the bridge into Miami. While Miami has lots of great options for fun, this is the only SC on the beach side. Well, it…

Visited Club Madonna for the first time ever and have to say its a nice looking place. While charging a full $20 entrance fee at 3am on a slow Monday is kind of questionable…

This place is dead. I stayed on Miami beach for a week and had an Airbnb on the Oceanview, so tried to find a place with walking distance after dinner. There was a large sofa…

tl;dr: Listen to all the reviews and do NOT come here.

A buddy and I stumbled into this place basically on accident while walking the streets of Miami at 2am after several hours of binge drinking.…

Found myself in Miami Beach with a couple of hours to kill on a Monday night. Didn't feel like spending anything on an Uber over to the mainland, so I gave Madonna's a try.…

What a sad sad place.

Madonna was one of my first experiences SC'ing. It gave me a good time for cheap (or so younger me thought). So I gave it more chances than it deserved…