Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

Club Madonna Reviews

• review

  7 months ago
  Fun way to end the day!

  Work sent me on a business trip to Miami Beach and I had one entire day to enjoy to myself. I explored and did all the sightseeing during the day and figured why not...
  VegasMan882
• review

  9 months ago
  Bad Experience

  You would expect something decent from such a large tourist destination like South Beach. However, this is one of the most rattiest shit hole of a club that I've ever been to. They have...
  Rickstick
• review

  a year ago
  Sunday Night Madonna - sans the melodrama

  This club absolutely reeks I mean stinks / smells. It's unreal how they don't tend to it - I mean holy smokes it just smells like hot garbage especially on the lapdance side....
  DJ914
• review

  2 years ago
  I wasn't expecting much. It didnt provide much.

  It seems every trip I’ve taken recently is midweek business travel. And my most recent trip down to Miami Beach was no exception. Unfortunately that means my only opportunity to check out the clubs...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  Mr_O
  powertrip21
• review

  2 years ago
  Miami Beach needs better options.

  I was in Miami Beach and didn’t want to go across the bridge into Miami. While Miami has lots of great options for fun, this is the only SC on the beach side. Well,...
  mike9525
• review

  2 years ago
  First Time Club Madonna

  Visited Club Madonna for the first time ever and have to say its a nice looking place. While charging a full $20 entrance fee at 3am on a slow Monday is kind of...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
  link2jaf

  Florida
• review

  2 years ago
  Disappointed

  This place is dead. I stayed on Miami beach for a week and had an Airbnb on the Oceanview, so tried to find a place with walking distance after dinner. There was a large...
  reogenasia
• review

  3 years ago
  Ugliest Dancers Ever

  tl;dr: Listen to all the reviews and do NOT come here. A buddy and I stumbled into this place basically on accident while walking the streets of Miami at 2am after several hours of binge...
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

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  Kiwkikayla
  alphapol
• review

  5 years ago
  A little better than expected

  Found myself in Miami Beach with a couple of hours to kill on a Monday night. Didn't feel like spending anything on an Uber over to the mainland, so I gave Madonna's a...
  Comments: 3

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  5 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
  tff488
• review

  5 years ago
  Madonna is no more for me. Tourism leach

  What a sad sad place. Madonna was one of my first experiences SC'ing. It gave me a good time for cheap (or so younger me thought). So I gave it more chances than it...
  Comments: 3

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  5 years ago

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  Clublover500
  Cookiesandcream
• review

  6 years ago
  It was okay....

  Was here with a couple of friends. Great setup and loved the seating. Very comfortable. It wasn't too busy when I got in. First reaction was dancers are beyond their prime, except for a...
  Comments: 4

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  6 years ago

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  hroark22002
  hroark22002

  Florida
• review

  7 years ago
  Not To Bad Choice Of Girls.

  I came by this place on a Thursday evening around 3 am as last out stop before bed as I was staying in a hotel across the street. Walked inside and didn’t notice many...
  Comments: 3

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  7 years ago

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  Jascoi
  Billyjoeljr

  New Jersey
• review

  7 years ago
  Club Madonna

  I had a few hours to spend in South Beach so I thought to check this place out. I found street parking a few blocks from the club. Then I had a free admission...
  mikeym

  Mostly in Florida
• review

  7 years ago
  Ugh

  South Beach Florida has some of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life. Im talking not even real, perfect, cover girl gorgeous women, but I guess none of them found...
  Comments: 1

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  7 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
  anonymous99

  Miami, fl
• review

  7 years ago
  Just a strange place

  Ok, as said before, high cover charge, but here is where things get really weird - they can only serve beer and wine, the wine/champagne they serve is .005% alcohol, tastes like kool aid...
  Comments: 2

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  7 years ago

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  NeverEnuf
  tdpiawm

  Ontario
• review

  7 years ago
  Great location - ok club

  Was in town for work and my hotel was literally around the corner, so I figured why not. Went in on a Sunday early evening. Club was nice and clean, a little small but...
  Comments: 1

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  7 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
  hoodoomandroid

  Maryland
• review

  8 years ago
  Russian Run and kind of sketchy

  So being in miami you expect people not to speak english but because they speak spanish. This club had door girls, bouncers, floor men, all Russian and barely knowing english. Walked in and...
  Comments: 3

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  8 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
  TaraChristine
• review

  8 years ago
  Better than expected

  Based upon reputation I wasn't expecting much. Given that my expectations were low, I was somewhat pleasantly surprised. The location is easy to get to for vacation goers as it is walking distance to...
  Comments: 2

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  8 years ago

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  gammanu95
  JMJM

  Illinois
• review

  8 years ago
  Miami Beach club

  Was staying in Miami Beach and this was within walking distance. Looks like a nice club but definitely is a club with majority of tourists. The girls were nice but pushy at times. Drinks...
  Comments: 1

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  8 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
  Bigballa2005
• review

  8 years ago
  It was okay. But not amazing

  Well. First the cover price was 20 dollars. And Just the cover. I believe that the service was pretty good. The servers were great. The only thing I believe that wasn't good at...
  Comments: 1

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  8 years ago

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  twentyfive
  Ricky333
• review

  8 years ago
  Just don't - do yourself a favor and keep walking

  After a few nights in Miami Beach you're bound to spend way too much money in overpriced cocktails, and let your impaired judgement drag you to bad decisions. Madonna is the only club within...
  Comments: 1

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  8 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
  ignoble
• review

  8 years ago
  Save your time and money

  I recently moved to South Beach and have been seeing advertisements for Madonna all over the place and had walked by it alot. Decided to check it out one day when I had some...
  hovasback
• review

  8 years ago
  Nonstop bombardment for dances

  My brief experience last summer at Madonna was similar to some I've read about in other reviews. Staying nearby on business, so stopped in. $20 cover charge reasonable if it was worthwhile,...
  Comments: 2

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  8 years ago

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  flagooner
  mdavis

  Arizona
• review

  8 years ago
  it is true: they did indeed have an aggressive hustle

  Well, the reviews you read about this place nearly being a con game were correct for my visit in Fall 2015. Before describing the problems, first, the upside: The girls were pretty...
  Comments: 1

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  8 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
  cas3850
• review

  8 years ago
  So many babes so little time

  It's 20$ for (admission fee) just to get in. That shouldn't stop you from going in. Pretty pricey but it's totally worth it. The club may look pretty small but the dancers make up...
  Comments: 1

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  8 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
  Nalgarica456