Club Madonna Reviews

Miami Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from E11even. Wanted to check out the two beach area clubs. I understand the repuation wasn't great but I like to see this stuff for myself. Anyway the area is badass, it's South Beach. What an awesome spot for a strip club. There...

Work sent me on a business trip to Miami Beach and I had one entire day to enjoy to myself. I explored and did all the sightseeing during the day and figured why not check the adult scene out after dinner at a local pizza place followed by a shower...

You would expect something decent from such a large tourist destination like South Beach. However, this is one of the most rattiest shit hole of a club that I've ever been to. They have girls sitting out front that will try and holler at potential clientele trying to entice them...

This club absolutely reeks I mean stinks / smells. It's unreal how they don't tend to it - I mean holy smokes it just smells like hot garbage especially on the lapdance side. Dances are $25 a couple of girls are HOT but all they cared about was...

It seems every trip I’ve taken recently is midweek business travel. And my most recent trip down to Miami Beach was no exception. Unfortunately that means my only opportunity to check out the clubs is Wednesday night - hardly a time where you can find tip tier girls working. ...

I was in Miami Beach and didn’t want to go across the bridge into Miami. While Miami has lots of great options for fun, this is the only SC on the beach side. Well, it seems they very much realize they are the only game in town so they know...

Visited Club Madonna for the first time ever and have to say its a nice looking place. While charging a full $20 entrance fee at 3am on a slow Monday is kind of questionable to me, I entered and prepped $100 for the night. Being Monday, the place...

This place is dead. I stayed on Miami beach for a week and had an Airbnb on the Oceanview, so tried to find a place with walking distance after dinner. There was a large sofa lying outside the building and a gild sit there trying to attract traffic.

This lady...

tl;dr: Listen to all the reviews and do NOT come here.

A buddy and I stumbled into this place basically on accident while walking the streets of Miami at 2am after several hours of binge drinking. Location wise, this SC is in a great spot right in the heart of Miami...

Found myself in Miami Beach with a couple of hours to kill on a Monday night. Didn't feel like spending anything on an Uber over to the mainland, so I gave Madonna's a try. Based on some of the reviews, I wasn't expecting much, but it was a...

What a sad sad place.

Madonna was one of my first experiences SC'ing. It gave me a good time for cheap (or so younger me thought). So I gave it more chances than it deserved because of my first experience here. But that ends tonight.

You walk in, the cover is...

Was here with a couple of friends. Great setup and loved the seating. Very comfortable. It wasn't too busy when I got in. First reaction was dancers are beyond their prime, except for a couple of them (fairly hot). Eventually that changed with a lot more hottie trotting in...

Had several...

I came by this place on a Thursday evening around 3 am as last out stop before bed as I was staying in a hotel across the street. Walked inside and didn’t notice many girls. From what I seen it looked like they were more in a back room instead...

I had a few hours to spend in South Beach so I thought to check this place out. I found street parking a few blocks from the club. Then I had a free admission because I had a coupon sent to my smart phone. After entering the club, I was...

South Beach Florida has some of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life. Im talking not even real, perfect, cover girl gorgeous women, but I guess none of them found their way into this club? I expected a bunch of knockouts considering how many of them...

Ok, as said before, high cover charge, but here is where things get really weird - they can only serve beer and wine, the wine/champagne they serve is .005% alcohol, tastes like kool aid and they charge full price...and you have to pay cash - no credit cards or debit...

Was in town for work and my hotel was literally around the corner, so I figured why not. Went in on a Sunday early evening. Club was nice and clean, a little small but not bad. Saw probably 5-10 dancers, all average or a little above, most seemed to be...

So being in miami you expect people not to speak english but because they speak spanish. This club had door girls, bouncers, floor men, all Russian and barely knowing english. Walked in and the club looked nice (but i've seen nicer in miami) the room was round shaped with...

Based upon reputation I wasn't expecting much. Given that my expectations were low, I was somewhat pleasantly surprised. The location is easy to get to for vacation goers as it is walking distance to a heavily populated area of hotels. A whole bunch of dancers were hanging out by the...

Was staying in Miami Beach and this was within walking distance. Looks like a nice club but definitely is a club with majority of tourists. The girls were nice but pushy at times. Drinks were expensive. Lap dances definitely depend on the stripper. I ended up getting 2 lap dances...

Well. First the cover price was 20 dollars. And Just the cover. I believe that the service was pretty good. The servers were great. The only thing I believe that wasn't good at all was the bar. Too small. Almost invisible. The rest of the place is really good...

After a few nights in Miami Beach you're bound to spend way too much money in overpriced cocktails, and let your impaired judgement drag you to bad decisions. Madonna is the only club within walking distance from the south beach party scene, and against my best judgement I decided in...

I recently moved to South Beach and have been seeing advertisements for Madonna all over the place and had walked by it alot. Decided to check it out one day when I had some time to waste. And time wasting is exactly what I done. This place charges a...

My brief experience last summer at Madonna was similar to some I've read about in other reviews. Staying nearby on business, so stopped in. $20 cover charge reasonable if it was worthwhile, but it wasn't.
I came in and sat down to watch the one dancer on...

Well, the reviews you read about this place nearly being a con game were correct for my visit in Fall 2015. Before describing the problems, first, the upside: The girls were pretty nice and fairly attractive and the dance was moderately fun. And, I did see one...