Reviews

It's the last week of existence for this Portland institution, so I thought I'd stop in and pay my respects.

I haven't been in here for almost ten years, and not much has changed- it's…

I went here for the first time today on my lunch break. It is a small bar with one stage in the middle with no pole, just a rail around it. There were 2 girls…

This place is really hit or miss depending on who is dancing. Although if "Piper" is working you are in for a treat. She has to be one of the hottest strippers in…

Another Portland dive bar, nothing more nothing less. This is a good place to throw back few brewskis and look at naked ladies out of the corner of your eye, but not a good place…

This place is great, in a kooky Portland way. This is not the kind of place to go and spend $60 on lap dances and leave with a stain on your pants. This is a…

This is a very small club and almost not even what i would consider a strip club. it's more like a bar that has a girl dancing topless (during the second and third songs)…

Yesterday was one of the heaviest ice storms Portland has seen in over a decade, so many places had shut down early in the evening. Magic Gardens was one of the few that decided to…

Treading the line between bar and strip club, this place was mostly empty even on a Saturday night. With 2 dancers working the rotation, 4 song sets, not a lot of variety. So if you…

Just a fun dive bar that happens to have super hot girls taking their clothes off. I love this place.

I passed through town on a Thursday night and stopped in here by pure chance.…

This place is great! It's not the purest strip club you can go to - its more like an awesome dive bar with naked girls dancing...which clearly makes it the best dive bar ever. The…

Saying this is a good club for your money is misleading because the lap dances are tame even though they're nude. I went to this club to check out how far the dollar can go.…

Dancer review:
This is the first club i ever worked at.
The club itself is teeny tiny, a quintessential hole-in-the-wall. It departs in many ways from your standard strip club environment..and this is exactly the reason to…