Another Portland dive bar, nothing more...

Another Portland dive bar, nothing more nothing less. This is a good place to throw back few brewskis and look at naked ladies out of the corner of your eye, but not a good place to perv out (that's why you're here, right?)

They could probably make a lot more money in that area if they went with more of a glamorous vibe, with all the downtown drunk guys throwing around money in Old Town, but I don't think they really care. It's just a whole in the wall corner strip bar.

I've never gotten a lap dance here but I would be shocked if they were any good. Get a beer. Listen to some shitty music. Look at the other customers to make you feel better about yourself.