Reviews

Spent 30 minutes at this place after work the other afternoon. Only two girls dancing, at 3:00 what can you expect. The first was in excellent shape and a pleasure to watch.…

I stopped by Magic Garden with a friend 2 weeks ago while visiting Portland. It was early afternoon (I believe we got there around 2) The girls were decently attractive, 1 thin redhead, and another…

This is a funky little place which typifies the Portland dive bar/strip club concept. Small, dark, down-to-earth hip chicks working the stage several songs (no rap) at a time, literally a Grandma working the bar,…

Nice to know some things in life are dependable. Last time I was in the Garden it was a smoky grungy dive with great looking, hipster chick dancers. Yesterday I returned for the first time…

I added this club to my itinerary because a lovely girl who danced for me the evening before at another club told me she also danced here. Sadly she wasn’t there on this occasion. The…

I was visiting Portland and MG was suggested to me by a local bartender at another downtown dive bar. I went on Friday afternoon and the club was quite empty. The bartender was nice when…

This is my favorite strip club anywhere in the western world. Great vibe, great music, hot girls, no cover. All very unpretentious and down-to-earth. Don't expect barbies with boob jobs, lap dances, and excruciatingly loud…

I love this place. It's a tiny dive in Old Town but feels like the kind of place I'd hang out even if there weren't nekkid dancers. I was there on a Friday afternoon, two very…

What a weird little strip club. It's probably more popular for its cheap drinks that the girls dancing. It's tiny inside, there's not much of a stage, and the girls barely dance.…

Yawn. I wasn't too thrilled with this place. Only two girls back and forth on a stage with no pole the whole time. There was hardly anyone in the club but the bar staff. Not…

I'm a girl so sometimes I go with my boyfriend. We went to Magic Gardens. I don't like high profile places because I get nervous but this place seemed a little small to me. I…

I've always had a great time at MG. It is a tiny little place and there are generally only 2 girls working but from what I've seen = HOT! I kinda have a crush on…