Reviews

It's the last week of existence for this Portland institution, so I thought I'd stop in and pay my respects. I haven't been in here for almost ten years, and not much has changed- it's…

I went here for the first time today on my lunch break. It is a small bar with one stage in the middle with no pole, just a rail around it. There were 2 girls…

This place is really hit or miss depending on who is dancing. Although if "Piper" is working you are in for a treat. She has to be one of the hottest strippers in…

Another Portland dive bar, nothing more nothing less. This is a good place to throw back few brewskis and look at naked ladies out of the corner of your eye, but not a good place…

This place is great, in a kooky Portland way. This is not the kind of place to go and spend $60 on lap dances and leave with a stain on your pants. This is a…

This is a very small club and almost not even what i would consider a strip club. it's more like a bar that has a girl dancing topless (during the second and third songs)…

Yesterday was one of the heaviest ice storms Portland has seen in over a decade, so many places had shut down early in the evening. Magic Gardens was one of the few that decided to…

Treading the line between bar and strip club, this place was mostly empty even on a Saturday night. With 2 dancers working the rotation, 4 song sets, not a lot of variety. So if you…

Just a fun dive bar that happens to have super hot girls taking their clothes off. I love this place. I passed through town on a Thursday night and stopped in here by pure chance.…

This place is great! It's not the purest strip club you can go to - its more like an awesome dive bar with naked girls dancing...which clearly makes it the best dive bar ever. The…

Saying this is a good club for your money is misleading because the lap dances are tame even though they're nude. I went to this club to check out how far the dollar can go.…

Dancer review: This is the first club i ever worked at. The club itself is teeny tiny, a quintessential hole-in-the-wall. It departs in many ways from your standard strip club environment..and this is exactly the reason to…

Spent 30 minutes at this place after work the other afternoon. Only two girls dancing, at 3:00 what can you expect. The first was in excellent shape and a pleasure to watch.…

I stopped by Magic Garden with a friend 2 weeks ago while visiting Portland. It was early afternoon (I believe we got there around 2) The girls were decently attractive, 1 thin redhead, and another…

This is a funky little place which typifies the Portland dive bar/strip club concept. Small, dark, down-to-earth hip chicks working the stage several songs (no rap) at a time, literally a Grandma working the bar,…

Nice to know some things in life are dependable. Last time I was in the Garden it was a smoky grungy dive with great looking, hipster chick dancers. Yesterday I returned for the first time…

I added this club to my itinerary because a lovely girl who danced for me the evening before at another club told me she also danced here. Sadly she wasn’t there on this occasion. The…

I was visiting Portland and MG was suggested to me by a local bartender at another downtown dive bar. I went on Friday afternoon and the club was quite empty. The bartender was nice when…

This is my favorite strip club anywhere in the western world. Great vibe, great music, hot girls, no cover. All very unpretentious and down-to-earth. Don't expect barbies with boob jobs, lap dances, and excruciatingly loud…

I love this place. It's a tiny dive in Old Town but feels like the kind of place I'd hang out even if there weren't nekkid dancers. I was there on a Friday afternoon, two very…

What a weird little strip club. It's probably more popular for its cheap drinks that the girls dancing. It's tiny inside, there's not much of a stage, and the girls barely dance.…

Yawn. I wasn't too thrilled with this place. Only two girls back and forth on a stage with no pole the whole time. There was hardly anyone in the club but the bar staff. Not…

I'm a girl so sometimes I go with my boyfriend. We went to Magic Gardens. I don't like high profile places because I get nervous but this place seemed a little small to me. I…

I've always had a great time at MG. It is a tiny little place and there are generally only 2 girls working but from what I've seen = HOT! I kinda have a crush on…

I was there last week. Had time to kill in Portland, went for a walk. It was easy to find, walking distance from my hotel, but man, oh, man what a dive!…