Magic Garden

Portland, Oregon

Magic Garden Reviews

• review

  10 years ago
  It's the last week of existence...

  It's the last week of existence for this Portland institution, so I thought I'd stop in and pay my respects. I haven't been in here for almost ten years, and not much has changed-...
  mroo

  Eating turds out of public bathroom stalls, like my Hero Donald Trump
• review

  10 years ago
  I went here for the first...

  I went here for the first time today on my lunch break. It is a small bar with one stage in the middle with no pole, just a rail around it. There were 2...
  BilliD

  Oregon
• review

  10 years ago
  This place is really hit or...

  This place is really hit or miss depending on who is dancing. Although if "Piper" is working you are in for a treat. She has to be one of the hottest strippers...
  stinkyd
• review

  10 years ago
  Another Portland dive bar, nothing more...

  Another Portland dive bar, nothing more nothing less. This is a good place to throw back few brewskis and look at naked ladies out of the corner of your eye, but not a good...
  harrisemerald

  Oregon
• review

  11 years ago
  This place is great, in a...

  This place is great, in a kooky Portland way. This is not the kind of place to go and spend $60 on lap dances and leave with a stain on your pants. This is...
  jpez

  Oregon
• review

  11 years ago
  This is a very small club...

  This is a very small club and almost not even what i would consider a strip club. it's more like a bar that has a girl dancing topless (during the second and third...
  syrem
• review

  11 years ago
  Yesterday was one of the heaviest...

  Yesterday was one of the heaviest ice storms Portland has seen in over a decade, so many places had shut down early in the evening. Magic Gardens was one of the few that decided...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  11 years ago
  Treading the line between bar and...

  Treading the line between bar and strip club, this place was mostly empty even on a Saturday night. With 2 dancers working the rotation, 4 song sets, not a lot of variety. So if...
  iceheat6
• review

  11 years ago
  Just a fun dive bar that...

  Just a fun dive bar that happens to have super hot girls taking their clothes off. I love this place. I passed through town on a Thursday night and stopped in here by pure...
  BobbyFun
• review

  11 years ago
  This place is great! It's not...

  This place is great! It's not the purest strip club you can go to - its more like an awesome dive bar with naked girls dancing...which clearly makes it the best dive bar ever....
  anonzer
• review

  12 years ago
  Saying this is a good club...

  Saying this is a good club for your money is misleading because the lap dances are tame even though they're nude. I went to this club to check out how far the dollar can...
  pornozeke
• review

  12 years ago
  Dancer review: This is the first club...

  Dancer review: This is the first club i ever worked at. The club itself is teeny tiny, a quintessential hole-in-the-wall. It departs in many ways from your standard strip club environment..and this is exactly the reason...
  Nameee
• review

  12 years ago
  Spent 30 minutes at this place...

  Spent 30 minutes at this place after work the other afternoon. Only two girls dancing, at 3:00 what can you expect. The first was in excellent shape and a pleasure to watch....
  DoePDX
• review

  12 years ago
  I stopped by Magic Garden with...

  I stopped by Magic Garden with a friend 2 weeks ago while visiting Portland. It was early afternoon (I believe we got there around 2) The girls were decently attractive, 1 thin redhead, and...
  rossdeboss
• review

  13 years ago
  This is a funky little place...

  This is a funky little place which typifies the Portland dive bar/strip club concept. Small, dark, down-to-earth hip chicks working the stage several songs (no rap) at a time, literally a Grandma working the...
  mre123

  Florida
• review

  14 years ago
  Nice to know some things in...

  Nice to know some things in life are dependable. Last time I was in the Garden it was a smoky grungy dive with great looking, hipster chick dancers. Yesterday I returned for the first...
  budrider
• review

  14 years ago
  I added this club to my...

  I added this club to my itinerary because a lovely girl who danced for me the evening before at another club told me she also danced here. Sadly she wasn’t there on this occasion....
  johnnyx

  England
• review

  14 years ago
  I was visiting Portland and MG...

  I was visiting Portland and MG was suggested to me by a local bartender at another downtown dive bar. I went on Friday afternoon and the club was quite empty. The bartender was nice...
  chiman

  Florida
• review

  15 years ago
  This is my favorite strip club...

  This is my favorite strip club anywhere in the western world. Great vibe, great music, hot girls, no cover. All very unpretentious and down-to-earth. Don't expect barbies with boob jobs, lap dances, and excruciatingly...
  bubbletea
• review

  16 years ago
  I love this place. It's a...

  I love this place. It's a tiny dive in Old Town but feels like the kind of place I'd hang out even if there weren't nekkid dancers. I was there on a Friday afternoon, two...
  budrider
• review

  16 years ago
  What a weird little strip club....

  What a weird little strip club. It's probably more popular for its cheap drinks that the girls dancing. It's tiny inside, there's not much of a stage, and the girls barely dance....
  pdxmagictongue
• review

  16 years ago
  Yawn. I wasn't too thrilled with...

  Yawn. I wasn't too thrilled with this place. Only two girls back and forth on a stage with no pole the whole time. There was hardly anyone in the club but the bar staff....
  lovetolook
• review

  16 years ago
  I'm a girl so sometimes I...

  I'm a girl so sometimes I go with my boyfriend. We went to Magic Gardens. I don't like high profile places because I get nervous but this place seemed a little small to me....
  girlhood
• review

  16 years ago
  I've always had a great time...

  I've always had a great time at MG. It is a tiny little place and there are generally only 2 girls working but from what I've seen = HOT! I kinda have a crush...
  sesos
• review

  18 years ago
  I was there last week. ...

  I was there last week. Had time to kill in Portland, went for a walk. It was easy to find, walking distance from my hotel, but man, oh, man what a dive!...
  TryEvery1