Reviews

Many years ago, the marquee at Mary's Club in downtown Portland used to say something like, "21 Beautiful Girls and 1 Ugly One." I was reminded of that sign when I entered Dream On late…

Went in on a Tuesday afternoon about 1:00pm. It was the closest by and open. The place on the outside looks worn down and a little sketchy. Parking in the back.…

The Dream On Saloon is on the outskirts of the Portland area. And it reflects upon the dancers, value, and decor of the club. I have visited it several times in the afternoon…

Dropped in on a Thursday afternoon at five. Club had the usual SE Portland dive mix of dancers: two amazons, two spinners, one massively overweight. Most of them look like they've been rode hard and…

Anyone who knows me knows I love a great unassuming divey kind of strip club where you can just drop in for a quick drink and watch some sweet naked ladies. Then off to where…

This club is in a crappy part of Portland, the parking lot has glass all over it and some of the clientel are scketchy. I have found that the bar tenders and girls here…

Stopped by because a dancer I know said she'd be working. She was a no show, but I stuck around for an hour or so to get a feel for the place. Typical dive bar…

Truthfully, there isn't much I can say about Dream On. For me, what constitutes having been to a strip club is sitting down, having at least one drink, and just taking everything in. It was…

Well, I had to check this one off of my list and I was in the neighborhood so I stopped by for a beer. 3 dancers on shift, all older & not attractive.…

It had been quite a while since i'd been to Dream On, which I now believe may be the easternmost club in the Portland area.

Not much has changed over the years. Since this is…

There have been a couple of changes at Dream On since my last review. I doubt they improve the quality of the place for most customers, but we'll see.

SAME
Dancers: Actually I did meet one…

I hadn't been here in a while, but was driving by about an hour before closing and decided to stop in. It's a dive, though the owner has put some money into the interior in…