Sinsaysionals Reviews

“Sins” has definitely fallen off. The dancer quality has plummeted. There was once a time that this club had 4 to 5 DIME piece dancers. A “dime piece” for all you lames refers to a dancer that is a perfect or near perfect TEN on a scale of 1-10. Usually...

This strip club is in the most deserted location ever. It's a garage all black chicks working the floor most are pretty young. Most are soso in apperance some of the smaller chicks are hot. Most of the chicks there come up to you and ask if you want a...

Man I can tell you this, this club used to be awesome. There was a time when this spot had Blac Chyna, that's right the Blac Chyna that dates Tyga and is in the Drake song. That was back in the day though. 4-5 years ago there was not a...

What can I say about Sinsaysionals that hasn't been said already? It's a hole in the wall really, but damn does that hole deliver. The crew and I would stop in, spread out, and get a LD that would last forever ($5LDs can do no wrong by me). The girls...

I see they changed the lap da,nce back to $5 now im glad for that now my $100 can go a long way oh and I like this club sometimes u just hav to ask fi what u want I asked them could they turn down th lights because its...

Lapdances on the main floor are now $10. The $5 lapdance dream is officially dead. VIP is up to $15 and $15 to get in. Club is still not aesthetically pleasing, but maybe with the more fair lapdance price they can get some better dancers. Went on a random Wednesday...

I'm exploring PG county stripclubs, as I rather enjoy lapdances sometimes :) In PG county, they are not too expensive, most of them are $10/dance. This club is remarkable in that they also have $5 dances in the non-VIP area; the dancers wear bikinis or their dance clothes which...

I think Sinsaysionals may be going downhill soon. But as it stands NOW, it is still a top five strip joint.

This review is based on my most recent visit which was in early October. First, let me give all the rookies out there some basics on the club....

This club has changed. The lighting is brighter and the quality of dancer is a little less now. I mean you can count the amount of dancers on your hand. Used to be a healthy mix with some hot girls, meh's and alright lookers. Now it's just 6 to...

Aside from it looking like the set from the first Saw movie, Sinsaysionals is the Taco Bell of MD strip clubs: a whole lot for a little bit of change(and dignity). I mean, yeah, some of these girls aren't exactly "passable", (kinda like how the USDA says the beef "mixture"...

Went their after a game and decided to see what this place was about. And as soon as I get in a get a bad feeling. Place is run down and really ugly. Chairs are gross, one main stage, only a few girls there, most on their...

Sinsaysionals is a great strip club. Good parking, high quality dancers, and $5 lap dances. I recommend.

I have visited Sinsaysionals a bunch of times (Probably between 5-8 times.) My first time going was in March 2012, and my last time was a few weeks ago with my home boy....

I arrived rather early 950pm and it was pretty light. The dancers there were the ones that weren't that interested in working. The one's that wanted to work did the walking around. You had a few nice ones. One of my favorites I think had...

Maybe it's because I know what to expect, but Sinsaysionals continues to deliver for me. $5 dances make this place and when I visited last Friday, it was definitely worth the money because if you find a good girl, then 4 or 5 dances only puts you out $25 at...

I got there around 11p on a wednesday nite, 20$ of course. about 8 girls working, with one coming in occasionally. There were only about 10 guys in the club, so sitting was cool. I sat in the back. The girls rating were from bout a 4 to a 8....

Stopped by last Wednesday at around 11:30. 20 entrance fee and I stepped in. There were only 8 dancers there all night as some left while others arrived. There were less than 10 patrons in the club so I've got to assume it was just a bad night. So, instead...

This is the first time that I ever went to Sinsayionals and did not get a dance. I don't know if I arrived too early or did not stay long enough. I got in at around 920pm and left around 1030pm because the quality of dancers just was...

I went to Sinsaysations Saturday morning about 12:30am.Its located in a strip mall and parking is still the same.The cover charge is a flat rate of $20 no matter the time you enter. When I used to go there a few years ago,it was a dollar before 9:30 with a...

I'm a full-time grad student here in DC and decided to hang out with my friend for bowling on a Saturday night. Instead we decided to go to Sensaysionals on the whim. The place is hard to find initially. The address is 9605 Lanham Severn Road. The club is located...

I actually was going to go to puzzles but decided at the last minute and come to sinsayionals. I got right at the door and I found out on Saturdays its $20 entrance fee regardless when you got there. I was gonna go to puzzles but decided...

A few weeks ago I stopped by my favorite local spot Sinsaysionals. As usual about 15-20 girls ranging from 5 - 9's. I was able to grab a seat where I wouldn't have to turn my head to see the stage action but I'd also be able to tap a...

I stopped by a few days after Christmas. There was a decent number of dancers for a middle-of-the-week night, and most were plenty cute. I started with a lap from CeeCee; it was very good -- slow, sensual, plenty of contact; she said lots of sexy things too. The only...

Alright, I'm 20, good looking, black, and ima tell you about my experience. First of all, you can easily miss this place as because it has no sign, and it doesn't even look like a strip club from outside it looks like a car shop. Just look for a orange...

to be honest this club should exactly be rated higher because the value if pretty good but some of the dancers make the value go down

got here close to midnight paid the $20 cover came in .. a total of 18 dancer.. i counted because they all had...

I had not been to sinsayionals in several months almost a year. I remember they did renovations but in terms of the girl quality. It was not what it once was. I remember when they had Logan, Jamaica. The quality of girls are different....