Sinsaysionals
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9605 Lanham Severn Rd Lanham, MD 20706

Went back to Sinsaysionals to see...

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BigMDguy
Apr 5, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Went back to Sinsaysionals to see if the club has improved since my last visit about a year ago. I think Sinsaysionals has the potential to be the best night club in the DMV with its $5 dances and good set up, but unfortunately the dancers and management aren't realizing the full potential. I arrived just after 10 so had to pay a $20 cover. For that, I expected the club to be in full swing with lots of willing dancers. Unfortunately that wasn't the case and most dancers don't actually come out on the floor until after 11 so you have a bunch of guys waiting around with 1 or 2 unattractive girls sitting there.

Anyways, my main problem with the club now is that the girls have major attitude problems. Most of them spend their time trying to up sell you to the vip room where you can supposedly touch and pay $10 per song in addition to an entrance fee. If the girls let you touch on the floor like EI or actually let you enjoy a few dances before the hard sell then I think they'd do much better. I've seen plenty of guys turn down good looking girls because of their attitudes.

Overall, the dancers need to improve their attitudes and the club needs to invest in some maintenance. The music stopped playing a few times while I was there and not that I expect a strip club bathroom to be clean, but having pools of water on the floor and a flush not working doesnt make me want to stick around. I'm going to head back in the summer to see if they have some new talent in town, but I'm not rushing back to sins.

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