WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT!!! The one time...

WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT!!! The one time I've ever been here was the first time I've set foot in PG Strip Club. I went because a co-worker at my old job was bragging about the differences between DC clubs and PG clubs. I went with no expectations and very little money. I left disappionted that couldn't stay longer and had no more money. Fast forward to last Friday night, I've read some of the more recent reviews and thought "Well, I can't be THAT bad? Maybe my experiance will be different." BOY WAS I WRONG! Now I expect laziness from the girls at Stadium but not a place like this! I get there a little after Midnite and there are a few guys there, a couple of them getting dance from girl with no one on stage. You'd expect that with so few patrons, there'd be a dance racing to get in my lap but nope! I sat there for what seemed like 20 before a girl even acknoledged my presence. What followed was the most pathetic excuse of a lapdance ever! It was like she worked at the strip club equivalent of McDonalds! No energy, No eye contact just rocking back and forth on my lap. After 3 abbreviated songs, I gave her $20 to get off of me. It took like another 10-15 minutes before another girl even bothered to talk to me. She was the only bright spot in this trip. her name was Desire and I got a few lapdances from her. It took another 15-20 minutes before a dancer bother to see me. THIS was the coup de grace! Because she started out fine but she started talking to another female in the room! I don't know if she was a patron or a dancer not on duty but it irked the hell outta me! WTF are doing!?!?!? Then she asked for $25 when she talked to the other girl for like 2 songs! After another 20 minutes of being bascally ignored, I left. I may come back again when I see they've done better.