Sinsaysionals Reviews

Got there on a tuesday when they first opened. The guy patted us down and took our money. Lapdance was $10 he said. We drank our beers as we waited for the ladies. 9:30 no ladies and guy said thier getting dress. 10:00 no ladies. 10:15 we...

Nothing ever really changes here and that's necessarily a bad thing. Good value for the lapdances, and YMMV but you can pretty much scout for a while and figure out who's going to give you the type of dances you are looking for. Management and ownership change every so often...

Sinsaysionals is a nice club if all u are concerned is with lap dances ! This is my 2nd time to this club in a looooong time.. Things have a little bit but as long as the price remains the same $5 a lap dance its alright.. but here are...

Sins is typical of why there are only 2 lapdance spots in PGC that are worth the $ IMO. I hadn't been to Sins in over a year, read some recent reviews, and decided to give it another shot. The first thing that got on my nerves was...

Ok. This club is definitely in the cut. If i was not following a buddy, I doubt it I would have found it as its next to a car wash and either the sign is out, or they dont have one. You walk up and there is a guy outside...

Its been months since the last time I went to this place so I decided to see if it was still a good value. Ever since Bazz and Crue raised their prices I figured Sinsaysionals would be the logical place to have a good time on a budget. I was...

I decided to try thgis club. Being a white guy, wasn't too sure what to expect. I knew the ladies were goin to be black (I have a thing for black ladies).

The place is easy to miss, if you haven't been there before.

When I got there, there was...

I went here one night and had an okay time. Girls grind on you in the main area for $5 or $10 a song. If you want topless you have to go to VIP which is no privacy it's just a higher platform where the girls dance. It cost $5...

I promised myself that I would not return to this place, but once again I found myself there. This time I don't have too many gripes, the place had it's fair share of ladies and for the most part they were ok. I got a few dances and...

The run down: metal chairs (few with cushions on main floor), main stripper stage is about 4 or 5 feet elevated about ground, vip area has its own pole for stripping and is not elevated about the rest of vip area. The lighting is strong enough for anyone in club...

I arrived just after midnight. Finding the club could be considered difficult, but there are two or three chances to turn right because of the first driveway to the club that's connected to the parking spaces at the parking lot. There is a VIP parking section with a guy sitting...

Guys - I visited Sinsaysionals the other nite. This club is very hard to find! Here is what you need to do: Take exit #20A off the Beltway. Go east towards Lanham. The road splits, so stay to your right. Then, stay to your right...

i'm adding this club to my list of Unlikely-to-Returns. They now have a no cell phone rule (in this place?, u'r kidding right?) I got here around 10PM and stayed for about 1 hour. the usual 20 to get in and I've got to say this place...

Great deal, considering how cheap dances are. If you just want a random stripper to grind on your crotch while you shamelessly grope her for not very much money, well then this is the place. If you want to watch beautiful women dance or see the types of strippers that...

Last sat. me and a friend went out to sunsaysionals, and I must say that this was an exp. to remember. The dancers were very friendly, and not pushy at all. This is the home of the $5 LD and many of the dances last longer than 1 or...

Yes it's only $5 LD but you get what you pay for. If you like ghetto booty this is where you need to be. lots of contact. VIP for $20 and $10 LD in there and topless. boom boom room also available and i think anything goes in there. haven't...

This is the BEST LAPDANCE SPOT in MD! Its Always some PHATTY's in attendance, BUT they do have some MUDD DUCKS too who shouldn't even be allowed in the joint. ITs $20 to get in, I $10 before 930 but it aint really no dancers in there...

This hands-down the best strip club I have ever been to. It's BYOB and full nude, which in my experience has typically meant unattractive girls but this is not the case. Cover is $20 and worth every penny. Every girl here is a 8 or 10. The entire night there...

I spent 4 hours in Sinsaysionals on a recent night. I've been going there every six months for the past 4 or so years, and most visits have been top 10 ever strip club visits. With $5 lap dances and amazing contact, what's not to like?

This time, however,...

Stopped in on a Friday around 1am, looks like the standard crew. They used to have better dancers on weekends but the girls tell me they are mostly at Fuego now. There were still a few 7's and one 8, but its a 5 dollar lapdance spot, so you get...

If I had to rate this club about 12 months ago, it would get higher scores but it's lost some of it's cool points. The environment, location and interior hasn't changed though and what I can say about that is what you pay for is what you get. It's sketchy...

You ever heard the term, you get what you pay for? OK, read on, because I'm gonna let you know what to expect. First, if you don't pay for VIP parking, be prepared to walk. I went in, and although I'm a professional, it was soooo easy to tell that...

It's been a long time since I've been out to a club, and I was feeling like going out and getting my LD fix. So, I hit up this spot on a sunday night after 11pm. This is still one of the best values in the DMV if...

I got here just before 9:30 on a Wednesday night so there was no cover - beware the club is completely empty at this time from what the guy who pat me down said. There were maybe 3 girls inside already in the back and occasionally popped their heads...

I was there, the other night, during the wee hours of Saturday morning about 3 a.m. Had a decent time, though I got there very late. Yes, I love this club. And I will continue to support it. But right now I'm bothered by their new "rules." First of all,...