Western Bar
153 West Port, Edinburgh EH3 9DP, UK*
Reviews
Submit a ReviewCelebrating Fringe Festival, Decided to check out the local strip Clubs
This is located in a semi red light district with the only other two strip clubs in the city literally across the street. There are also some adult book stores and other adult themed places…
emilio42
Aug 18, 2025, 12:09 PM
Relaxed vibe
Popped in as I was passing through Edinburgh, had visited The Western Bar before the pandemic and preferred it to the nearby Burke and Hare due to its more pub like atmosphere.
Not much had changed.…
GoatboySi
May 30, 2024, 2:10 PM
Tuesday Afternoon
I went into the Western Bar when I had to time to kill one afternoon, it was free entry and had a sign outside so advertising £5 lapdances so I thought "why not?".
Inside it…
ldwd
Jul 10, 2019, 5:42 AM
Could be better
Well this was my first time checking out a club outside of the United States. I was bored in Scotland and picked the one with what seemed like the best reviews. I got…
gregugadawg
Nov 26, 2018, 3:58 AM
Dual review. A blast from the past, and a quiet day at the office ... which livened up later
I last visited Western Bar on a Wednesday night in November 2015 when, for a birthday treat, I took along an ex-lapdancer friend of mine, who'd only worked in Glasgow and had never experienced the…
ArchieB
Jan 23, 2017, 4:29 AM
Went to the western on a...
Went to the western on a lads night out, good looking girls friendly enough, got a really good pd well worth the money, had a few dances in the past in this place prefer the…
tuscl
Jan 12, 2015, 12:00 AM
Edinburgh on a business trip with...
Edinburgh on a business trip with time to kill before my flight home so paid the Western Bar a visit. Very small and intimate place. You go in and the bar is immediately…
Smithy
Jan 20, 2014, 12:00 AM
The Western on a Sunday to...
The Western on a Sunday to a Wednesday is the best bang for your buck that you're going to get anywhere in Edinburgh. Dances are fiver and are fully nude. The girls are…
tartancaber
Oct 13, 2013, 12:00 AM
Had a day working in Edinburgh...
Had a day working in Edinburgh and felt like winding down afterwards so there was only one place I was likely to go. It WAS quietish, with less than a dozen dancers and a similar…
ArchieB
May 20, 2013, 12:00 AM
This club seems to be the...
This club seems to be the best value in the area. Dances are 5pounds a song. There's no touching, but the girls are very friendly. The club itself is small, the space…
rence_rence
Feb 20, 2013, 12:00 AM
I was fortunate enough to be...
I was fortunate enough to be in Edinburgh again recently but only for an afternoon and I was only free for a short time, so the only possible LD place to visit was the good…
ArchieB
Nov 18, 2012, 12:00 AM
Have made a few visits to...
Have made a few visits to the WB since my last review and it has never disappointed. The attractiveness of the dancers is generally not as outstanding as some other places (B&H, FP) as they…
ArchieB
Jul 2, 2012, 12:00 AM
Had an escort cancel on me...
Had an escort cancel on me so decided to drive over to Edinburgh and cheer myself up with a few lapdances at Fantasy Palace. It's closed till 19th January so second choice was either B&H…
ArchieB
Jan 9, 2011, 12:00 AM
Another small club in the "pubic...
Another small club in the "pubic triangle". Same deal as Burke in the afternoon. I had two dances for 5 pounds apeice. Again no touching by the customer, but the dancer can do some grinding.…
sandyman
Oct 15, 2010, 12:00 AM
Very disappointed in my last visit...
Very disappointed in my last visit so didn't stay long. Based on what I saw, the quality of dancers has deteriorated dramatically, so only had 2 £10 dances (basic dance cost on Thursdays is £5).…
ArchieB
Jul 23, 2010, 12:00 AM
Great value for money if you...
Great value for money if you have a couple of hours to kill a few pints and 4-5 private dances and leave with change from £30 certainly value for money.
I was there on…
TomGp
Mar 7, 2010, 12:00 AM
Nice little place in Edinburgh's infamous...
Nice little place in Edinburgh's infamous 'Pubic Triangle'. Nothing flashy, but I went in on a weekday afternoon, and there were three girls there. Nice and friendly, no pressure. The dances are pretty cheap, £5…
thebetterman
Jan 25, 2010, 12:00 AM
My 4th review of he WB,...
My 4th review of he WB, but an update is needed. Where are all the other Scottish LD fans?
The Western was refurbished a few months ago and I have visited twice since then. The bar…
ArchieB
Jul 15, 2009, 12:00 AM
Brief visit on Monday afternoon. 4...
Brief visit on Monday afternoon. 4 girls on, 6-7s and about 12 customers. During the time I was there there was no stage show, probably because it was so quiet. However, the girls circulated well,…
ArchieB
Mar 20, 2008, 12:00 AM
Just managed a short visit to...
Just managed a short visit to the Western last Sunday afternoon as an interlude to a slightly longer session at the Burke & Hare across the road. No entry fee and dances £10 a song.
The…
ArchieB
May 24, 2007, 12:00 AM
I was free for Saturday afternoon...
I was free for Saturday afternoon so I decided I would unselfishly visit some of Edinburgh's lapdancing pubs and clubs.
Of the 4 establishments visited, the Western provided far and away the best experience. Time was…
ArchieB
Mar 19, 2007, 8:40 AM


