Western Bar
153 West Port, Edinburgh EH3 9DP, UK*

Could be better

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gregugadawg
Nov 26, 2018, 3:58 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Well this was my first time checking out a club outside of the United States. I was bored in Scotland and picked the one with what seemed like the best reviews. I got there about 30 minutes before closing time which is the same at all of the clubs in this area. I don't believe there was any cover to enter. I got a beer at the bar and paid about 5 pounds. I sat around waiting to see if anyone would approach me as there were about 7 girls working. Only 1 was even a 7 everyone else 4-5 or lower. Still I waited to see what might transpire. Eventually a bigger blonde approached me with a nice large rack and asked if I wanted a dance. I asked her how much and she said 20. I knew they were about to close so I figured why not. If this was in the US I would have declined and left. We go back to the VIP area which is a small bench in a private curtained room. I briefly touched her thigh and she immediately warned me against touching. I sat back knowing that this wasn't going to go very far. She more or less gave me an air dance with a few moments of her titties in my face. Definitely not worth the money I spent but while on vacation I figured it was a good risk. Anyways I left the club hoping to get a chance at one of the others before they closed but they seem to cut off admission 15-20 minutes before closing time.

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