The All New Dancers Ranch Reviews

Small parking upfront, not sure about the back. Showed up at about 10 and 3 black girls were walking in, between 7-9. Sat at the bar and got a $3 bud light. Saw 3 white girls that were slim but 6-7s and a thick black girl that was a 5....

Sure it was snowing a bit, but it is January in Iowa, so deal with it. Got there around 10pm and there were 3 dancers and 4 customers. Girls were 1-AA, 1-BBW++, and on blonde Poor White Trash. The PWT sat by me and started off by...

This place doesn't look like much from the outside, but it has been remodeled inside and offers a great relaxed atmosphere. Drinks are responsibly priced and depending on the night the girls are fantastic. They have several levels of private dances and I can say they are a very good...

This is the first time I visit a club in the state of Iowa and I am not impressed at all. It is located very near to the hotel I stay, maybe 2 mins of walking. I walked in around 7:30pm in a Tuesday evening. Parking was free and there...

Ok liked this place-coming from California I am used to a different level of contact.

However some pretty attractive ladies willing to sit at the bar in a casual atmosphere and have a drink.

And have many drinks did I have with a girl named candy. Voluptuous blond...I think candy was her...

Dancer's Ranch is the only strip club in town with a bar-and a pretty decent one at that. I like to go there and sit at the bar so I can chat it up a little with some of the dancers. I always find at least one is...

You can have a good time or you can have a really good time here. It just depends on the girl or girls you talk to.
I was there on a Tuesday night and walked right in. There wasn't anyone at the door taking cover. I slid up...

I like it because it's a neighborhood bar where there happen to be some pretty skanky dancers. You can sit and drink a beer and not spend a lot and not get hassled every five minutes for a dance. My girlfriend wanted to join me for a beer and I...

Went there on a Saturday night around 7 pm and was not charged a cover. Nobody was dancing so I grabbed a beer at the bar and waited. An AA girl with average looks came up to me, started talking to me as she fondled me. I...

Tried this place again Friday night and had a good time. I had hoped that Nicole would be working, but alas, she was nowhere to be found. Early on it seemed that only AA dancers were on shift, but after about 8:00pm, a little more variety started taking...

I went there on a Monday, there were 3 girls ranging from a 5 to a 9. There was a gorgeous Latin girl in her 20's that danced but wasn't friendly and didn't take anyone's money. The other 2 were very friendly but appeared in their late 40's. The pretty...

This place is probably OK if you're a beer drinker... I'm a red wine guy. All they had in wine was Gallo Pink Muscato and Gallo White Muscato. It's like drinking flat 7UP. Almost no alcohol. I was in Cedar Rapids picking up materials at...

Gorgeous girls,friendly with each other and friendly with the patrons. Nice smiles and not pushy. Great private dances with plenty of skin on skin.
Got there 5-6 pm got a beer and spent maybe a half hour flipping dollars on the stage. Sat at a table away from the stage with...

Headed over to bar because it was only a short walk from the Hampton Inn. Got there, paid the five buck cover charge and sat down at a table by the stage. The place was pretty clean. Mixture of customers. Pictures on the website were accurate. ...

This is a smaller club than most I have been to. Since it is only topless they do sell alcohol here. Cover is less than any nude clubs and that is to be expected. Was there not long after they opened. Girls were friendly and not too pushy when it...

This outing was a prime example of how a single dancer can turn an average (or maybe below average) experience into a total success. Win!

With so few reviews on the site, I was reluctant to break new ground, but the Lumberyard didn't open until 7:00pm and Woody's...

Went on a Monday evening. Club was not busy, probably about 10 customers and about that many dancers. Most dancers were very good looking. At least above average as almost all were very fit and had some varying body types. Some white and some...

The New "Dancers Ranch" is like the old one, just cleaner and a slightly higher level of dancers. The dancers are friendly and for the most part not pushy about getting dances. The VIP dances are $20 a song and there is also a Champagne Room at $100...

Very friendly dancers. I had six dancers come talk to me and I told a few of them that I had my eyes on another dancer and they smiled and said if I changed my mind I should let them know then they moves on. The only thing is that...