The All New Dancers Ranch
3000 6th St SW Cedar Rapids, IA 52404

Not the greatest..... but OK...

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crsm27
May 29, 2018, 8:55 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

So I was in CR for the night. I stopped in the place around 10 pm. The parking lot was full but the place was dead. All the dancers must have driven themselves. Anyway there was about 12 dancers on duty (most stayed in the back). there was about 7 customers most sitting at the bar. Bartender was a smoke show. Very gorgeous... wish she was on stage. But cover that night was $10 and the beers were I think $4 for a bottle. I go sit down to look things over and see if a dancer was going to meet my criteria that night. I was looking for some nice big titties... fake or real didnt matter. Anyways many dancers were not meeting that. Out of the 12 or so dancers I saw... only 3 had boobs bigger than a small B in my estimate. Most of the dancers were AA, maybe two were Latin and one white. Only one dancer even approached me in the hour i was there. A sexy little AA. very nice body but only thing was smaller on top. She sat down and tried some convo but wasn't too fluid with it. She seemed like she was just running thru the motions. But nice enough. She was letting her hands roam down to jr... and offered to take me to the VIP (which from my past I know fun could be had) but i wanted a test run first. So took her to regular lap dance area and did a couple. She was ok at the grind and really like to use her ass. She kept making sure jr. was positioned inbetween her cheeks so she could get a good grind. Which was great. But again I was looking for some nice tits to play with. Hers were very nice just wishing bigger. So after two dances i called it quits. Then went back out and sat around another 30 mins without any other dancer approaching me.... and only seeing a couple that might meet my big titty criteria for the night. I decided to leave. BTW dances are $25 a song.... I was never quoted the VIP price. Wishing this one AA dancer with a great ass and nice tits would have said hello... i think she would have been fun as fuck in the VIP. but again when dancers dont want to hustle i wont part with my money that easy.

I would recommend stopping in because I think mileage is good to great at this club. But the dancers need to up thier game if you ask me.

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