The All New Dancers Ranch

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Bar primarily, not a rowdy party club

One of the dancers accurately described it as "a titty bar, not a strip club" - the main vibe is midsized-town dive bar, most of the folks (including dancers) were at the bar not the…

TonyTiger· 3 mos ago

OK for Iowa, but keep your expectations low

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Dancers Ranch is not a great strip club, but it is Iowa after all. With the right dancer you can have some fun, but it is not cheap. It is located in an industrial part…

Harderlap· 7 mos ago

Okay if you happen to be stuck in Cedar Rapids on a Sat night

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

So I found myself in Cedar Rapids on a Saturday night. This club was actually walking distance from my hotel (the Fairfield Inn) and so I decided to go at about 8:30 pm.…

lurkingdog· 1 yr ago

Fun Night - Keep Expectations Low

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Was back in Iowa for work and decided to try out some clubs. I arrived at the club near opening at 9pm. The club is located south of Cedar Rapids and a few miles north…

Bob Dallas· 1 yr ago1

Two dancers for the price of one - sort of

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Thursday evening, driving north to Minnesota so stopped in Cedar Rapids for some ranch. Arrived at about 6 pm to a rather full parking lot. Figured that would be interesting for the line up and crowd. As…

Roamingcpa· 1 yr ago

Not a lot of options early…

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Walked in about 5pm this Friday. No cover, was greeted at the bar by the bartender. Middle aged tall blonde. Ordered a coke and tipped her a buck. (I think the…

Scooter16· 1 yr ago

Dancer's was a miss for this non-local.

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

This is the 3rd time that I've been to Dancers Ranch. This seems like a club that if you're a regular, you'll love it. I personally am not from here, so it's just…

dsmman· 2 yrs ago

What I was expecting

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I've reviewed this place before. I'm partial to it. It's just an old school strip bar. Sit at the bar, half naked girls will come flirt with you. I prefer going when I know the…

Jimbo 45· 2 yrs ago

Even worse than the Neverland Ranch

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Cedar Rapids, IA. Friday night. Coming up from the Quad Cities. Area seems fine to me, commercial drag. Plenty of parking walk in. Black guy at the podium, I believe cover was $5. Inside it's…

Muddy· 2 yrs ago

A good bar with a dance stage - just too early in the day

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

It was Saturday afternoon and I was in Cedar Rapids. Dancer's Ranch opened an hour before Woody's, and since I've never been to either, so that made the decision for me of which one to…

Roamingcpa· 2 yrs ago

Alone in an empty room

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I have to be in Cedar Rapids for work frequently, and I always stay at the hotel that's walking distance from Dancer's Ranch. I always pop in when I visit just because I'm so close…

roooot· 2 yrs ago

saw scantly clad women

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Was here a bit back, the place is in a safe part of town and I would have walked there from my hotel if it was a but warmer out. was $10 cover charge to…

StudlyJohn· 3 yrs ago1

Okay time and consistent with past visits

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I try to stop by the place if I pass through Cedar Rapids. It isn't far off I380. A few times it has been closed (Monday) so I'm not exactly sure if they…

massageman2911· 3 yrs ago

sinclair's Review

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I went to Dancers Ranch on a Saturday night at about 20:15. There was an ID check and a $10 cover charge. The bar is on the left as you enter. During Happy Hour tall…

sinclair· 4 yrs ago

Super Soaker Saturday

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Not one of my usual stops. Topless only onstage, and six months ago all fuglies. Only one exception this time, and she rocked my world. Sorry. Gotta read all the boring stuff first. Ooh, the suspense. DR…

psycho_trick· 4 yrs ago4

Could be better, but it is what it is.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I've reviewed this place before. It changes in some ways and stays the same in others. The basic layout has not changed in years. Pink walls (the sign out front used to…

bobmrclean· 4 yrs ago

Slow night during Vid

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Stopped in on a Thursday evening around 5:30 and there was no cover. Good prices on beer. Few patrons at the bar but no dancers on stage. They were watching sports on…

massageman2911· 5 yrs ago

Nice break from driving

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Traveling through Iowa at the end of August 2020 on a miserably hot and humid evening. Got to Cedar Rapids about 6 pm and decided to take stop and take a break. Slow when I…

scc34104· 5 yrs ago1

A must stop

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Neighborhood bar with topless women walking around. Love it! I like to shut at the bar, have a few beers, watch the ladies dance. The first girl that stopped to talk to me was cute but…

Jimbo45· 5 yrs ago2

Hard pass

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Stopped by on a Wednesday evening. Arrived about 5:00 p.m.. There were 4or 5 girls working. Immediately I could tell this was a second or 3rd tier Club. There was no cover when I…

aham5· 6 yrs ago

Out of towners visit

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Monger visiting Cedar Rapids; Been out of the game back home for a little while, doing the committed relations thing, but that thing was back at home & I was bored with nothing to do…

SMOKEDOGGZ· 6 yrs ago2

A few notable exceptions

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Was in Cedar Rapids for work this week and decided to hit the local spots, starting with Dancer's as I have had a good time here in the past. The talent here is always a…

TheAdvisor· 6 yrs ago

Didn't want to make the drive all the way home... so stopped in....

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I was on my way back home and decided to stop and stay the night in CR. Didn't feel like driving the extra 4 hours and wanted to see if this club is still…

crsm27· 6 yrs ago

I’m becoming a regular

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Back again to the Dancers Ranch. In my opinion this is a club best visited during daylight around happy hour time - 4-6pm ish. Here’s why I say that - beers are cheap…

Geometry23· 6 yrs ago

Not bad for CR

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Not real impressed with this place. Been here 3 times within the last month. First time I was a little timid being here for the first time which was during the week. 2nd time went…

jojomo· 7 yrs ago

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