The All New Dancers Ranch Reviews

Thursday evening, driving north to Minnesota so stopped in Cedar Rapids for some ranch.

Arrived at about 6 pm to a rather full parking lot. Figured that would be interesting for the line up and crowd.

As usual, logistics first:
* Dancer's Ranch is along a fairly busy street in town, about 3-5...

Walked in about 5pm this Friday. No cover, was greeted at the bar by the bartender. Middle aged tall blonde. Ordered a coke and tipped her a buck. (I think the coke was $4).
2 girls had walked in right when I arrived and were sitting...

This is the 3rd time that I've been to Dancers Ranch. This seems like a club that if you're a regular, you'll love it. I personally am not from here, so it's just a visit when I'm in town.

There's a large variety of girls -- size,...

I've reviewed this place before. I'm partial to it.

It's just an old school strip bar. Sit at the bar, half naked girls will come flirt with you. I prefer going when I know the club is gonna be slow. The early dancers seem less inclined to part you with...

Cedar Rapids, IA. Friday night. Coming up from the Quad Cities. Area seems fine to me, commercial drag. Plenty of parking walk in. Black guy at the podium, I believe cover was $5. Inside it's actually really nice bar, well lit, wood paneling all kinds of memorabilia and ranch themed...

It was Saturday afternoon and I was in Cedar Rapids. Dancer's Ranch opened an hour before Woody's, and since I've never been to either, so that made the decision for me of which one to go to.

The outside is unassuming - clearly a strip club with the dancers on the...

I have to be in Cedar Rapids for work frequently, and I always stay at the hotel that's walking distance from Dancer's Ranch. I always pop in when I visit just because I'm so close and it gets weirder and weirder every time.

My last visit was on a Thursday night...

Was here a bit back, the place is in a safe part of town and I would have walked there from my hotel if it was a but warmer out. was $10 cover charge to get in and got a soft drink for a reasonable price. A bar was right...

I try to stop by the place if I pass through Cedar Rapids. It isn't far off I380. A few times it has been closed (Monday) so I'm not exactly sure if they have modified their days / hours. The alternative is Woody's down the road about...

I went to Dancers Ranch on a Saturday night at about 20:15. There was an ID check and a $10 cover charge. The bar is on the left as you enter. During Happy Hour tall aluminum bottles of Budweiser were $3.50. Outside of Happy Hour they were $4. Twelve ounce...

Not one of my usual stops. Topless only onstage, and six months ago all fuglies.
Only one exception this time, and she rocked my world.

Sorry. Gotta read all the boring stuff first. Ooh, the suspense.

DR is basically an old but clean VFW hall bisected with two long stages, both with...

I've reviewed this place before. It changes in some ways and stays the same in others.

The basic layout has not changed in years. Pink walls (the sign out front used to joke it is all pink on the inside), lots of mirrors, cheap disco lighting, uncomfortable...

Stopped in on a Thursday evening around 5:30 and there was no cover. Good prices on beer. Few patrons at the bar but no dancers on stage. They were watching sports on tv. Only saw 2 dancers, one older slim white and one black with a...

Traveling through Iowa at the end of August 2020 on a miserably hot and humid evening. Got to Cedar Rapids about 6 pm and decided to take stop and take a break. Slow when I arrived only about 6 customers and only 3 dancers on the floor but by 7...

Neighborhood bar with topless women walking around. Love it!

I like to shut at the bar, have a few beers, watch the ladies dance. The first girl that stopped to talk to me was cute but immediately wanted a private dance. I like to watch the rotation first.

The second girl...

Stopped by on a Wednesday evening. Arrived about 5:00 p.m.. There were 4or 5 girls working. Immediately I could tell this was a second or 3rd tier Club.

There was no cover when I arrived. There's a long bar on the left side as you walk in. bartender was...

Monger visiting Cedar Rapids; Been out of the game back home for a little while, doing the committed relations thing, but that thing was back at home & I was bored with nothing to do in a city far away from home.. well, that can only mean one thing right?...

Was in Cedar Rapids for work this week and decided to hit the local spots, starting with Dancer's as I have had a good time here in the past. The talent here is always a little lacking, but sometimes you can find a diamond in the rough. Especially if you...

I was on my way back home and decided to stop and stay the night in CR. Didn't feel like driving the extra 4 hours and wanted to see if this club is still how I remembered it.

So cover was $10, Drinks (beers) $5, I counted 9 girls dancing...

Back again to the Dancers Ranch. In my opinion this is a club best visited during daylight around happy hour time - 4-6pm ish. Here’s why I say that - beers are cheap and they typically have 5+ women working during that time. If this is your first...

Not real impressed with this place. Been here 3 times within the last month. First time I was a little timid being here for the first time which was during the week. 2nd time went on a weekend. They should have the best dancers on the weekend right!? Not so...

Haven't been here in 5 or 6 months as I said no use going back. But after long winter decided to give it another try. Stopped by after work around 5:30 on a Wednesday. Paid $5 cover and got a draft beer for $3.25. Was hoping to find some new...

This is a joint. It is a neighborhood joint that happens to have girls dancing (or maybe not dancing). It had a strange feeling to it. It was obvious I was not from the neighborhood. This is a very blue collar bar and girls that cater...

All clubs are a little weird in one way or another. This place is no different. The building is pretty well kept for an old bar, but just a regular brick facade and cinder block walls. The blocks are painted pink likely to go with the theme...

Had been about 5 or 6 months since my last visit, so decided to stop by midweek after work. Nothing has changed and this will be my last visit. Nothing wrong with the place, just not the girls dancing there that I like. There were probably about 10 girls working,...