The All New Dancers Ranch
3000 6th St SW Cedar Rapids, IA 52404

Okay if you happen to be stuck in Cedar Rapids on a Sat night

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lurkingdog
Jul 24, 2025, 1:12 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

So I found myself in Cedar Rapids on a Saturday night. This club was actually walking distance from my hotel (the Fairfield Inn) and so I decided to go at about 8:30 pm. The building has a "pink" motif (not unlike the Playhourse Lounge in NJ). Cover was $10 (if you were to drive, there is free parking outside). No ID check or weapon check (but more on this later). The bar is to the immediate left upon entering the club and there are two large oval stages that make up the main room (one with red lights around the base and one with blue lights around the base) and there are two stripper poles on either end of both stages. The restrooms are more in the back near the stage with the blue lights and the men's room was quite clean with no troll.

 

Jo - the bartender got me a Corona with lime that was $7.50. She was actually a fairly attractive older woman with obvious MM tits but an overall nice figure (she old me she was 60) and I asked her if she danced. She laughed and said that she was a waitress at this place 25 years ago but never danced. So obviously this club has been operating for some time.

 

There were probably 8-10 dancers and the same number of patrons there. I suspect that most all of the customers were regulars and that was confirmed by Temptation, a young (mid to late 20s) Hispanic dancer who came and sat down beside me. She was cute with natural Bs and a pretty nice butt and a little stomach pooch -- probably a 6-7 on a general hotness scale. She said that most of the regulars just come in to drink beer and watch sports on TV and rarely do any dances so she was happy to sit down with me as "someone new". She said her mother was from Mexico but she was born in CA and then moved to IA. She was quite friendly and we had a nice conversation. One of her dancer friends, Nevada, and AA dancer with large D breasts and well-proportioned other parts had ordered take out dinner and when it arrived, she went off and had dinner with Nevada.

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