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Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625
Admiral Theatre Reviews
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TazBone
Illinois
reviewed
4 years ago
strict, but getting worse
The Admiral has re-opened, but it's temporary limited to weekends due to the COVID-19 pandemic. It also has many strict guidelines to stay safe, such as having temperature checked before entering the showroom after...
Shameus3123
reviewed
5 years ago
thursday visit
Admiral charges $28 at the door, $25 plus some new Chicago tax. You have to buy one drink, non-alcoholic. So you have to spend minimum $34 just to decide to be here. There is...
joe_d
Chicago
reviewed
5 years ago
interesting place
Stopped in here after not visiting this club in years. There were many girls working and many of them were very beautiful, definitely some 10s in there and girls of all types. I did...
guychica2020
reviewed
5 years ago
guarantee shows at the admiral...
I've been to Admiral Theatre many times (been a few years) and I thought I put up a review. I live close by and the neighborhood is fine. The club is...
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ehhhh
Wisconsin
reviewed
5 years ago
big club, big cost
To start, I'm not big on the huge, Vegas-style clubs. I'm more of a neighborhood bar-style club person, but I gotta take advantage of a full-nude club when the opportunity presents itself. I could...
ZachSchadler
Illinois
reviewed
5 years ago
tangled in a fishnet
I felt nervous leaving my car on the street, but there’s a police station down the block so I convinced myself that it would be okay. The club is an imposing building with a...
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cbreezy1812
New York
reviewed
5 years ago
not the best of nights but certainly not the worst
This was probably my 5th time at the Admiral. I’ve been there on nights where dances were amazing and nights where every dance I received was a complete waste of time. This one fell...
Joeybagofdonuts42
reviewed
5 years ago
good time. worth the cab fare
I had not been to the admiral for a number of years. It’s a bit further from downtown but I don’t like the vibe at the Pink Monkey which is near downtown. ...
BananaBoyAV
Oregon
reviewed
5 years ago
full nude, no booze, nice girls, not much mileage but a pleasant waste of time
I was in Chicago for business and decided visit one of my old haunts, The Admiral Theatre. This club has been around forever and not much has changed in the past few years apart...
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jonsmith989
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reviewed
5 years ago
better...cost is still a large deterrent
After a couple month break from a negative experience, I decided to see if anything had changed. Cost is still the same: $28 at the door with a one drink minimum. Lowest priced drinks were...
Cmoywbh
Las Vegas
reviewed
5 years ago
not really worth it
I have been spoiled recently by visits to high mileage clubs (not in Chicago), so this place was a bit of a letdown. I got here on a Wednesday night around 10pm. There were 4...
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mick829
Illinois
reviewed
5 years ago
chicago’s only full nude club is actually nude again
Heard that the topless-only stage policy has ended, so I stopped back in (was previously going to write the place off) on a recent Friday. Got there around 11pm. Sure enough, I sat down and...
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cbreezy1812
New York
reviewed
6 years ago
beat my expectations
I visited The Admiral once again this year looking for an upgrade from my last experience. Don't worry too much about the location despite what others have said. It's pretty safe. Paying $25 for...
Vb220
Illinois
reviewed
6 years ago
one last time....never again
The Admiral is still one of the better clubs in terms of aesthetics but other than that please read below for my price breakdown..the club itself is very nice from the inside but that's...
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AJ1zzle1
Yhdeseau1111gepiyrf
reviewed
6 years ago
paid a lot, but she was hot
Came in on a Thursday night with 3 of my friends. We received a coupon from our taxi driver for a discounted cover (50%). When we walked in we were seated by the host...
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gatorfan92
Flo-Rida
reviewed
6 years ago
very hit or miss
If you’re staying downtown, this place is a bit of a hike. 20 mins if there’s no traffic. Once you get there cover is $28. That doesn’t include a mandatory non-alcoholic...
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captainfun
secretagentman11
reviewed
6 years ago
as others have said, not really worth it
I decided to try this place out despite reading a bunch of bad reviews, thinking maybe it's gotten a bit better since then. Well, maybe it has, but it still wasn't worth it. Many...
mrenfro45
Illinois
reviewed
6 years ago
still one of the best
I hadn't been to the Admiral in some time, but decided it was time to see if this old favorite still delivers...and it does. Cover has crept up to $28 + 1 drink...
cbreezy1812
New York
reviewed
6 years ago
this is what a strip club should feel like
I've gone here quite a few times, and it hasn't disappointed me yet. The Admiral is located in a quiet but semi-sketch area, however, the services and entertainment inside the venue makes you forget...
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theDirkDiggler
shmuhh
reviewed
6 years ago
nice time
Went there on my second to last day living in Chicago. Uber ride had me a little worried because it is in a sketchy area but the building is really nice and the area...
gatorfan92
Flo-Rida
reviewed
6 years ago
worth the hike from downtown
I was in town for business and decided to stop by based on the recommendation of a friend. Admiral is on the outskirts of town. A good 20-25 minute taxi ride from...
jonsmith989
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reviewed
6 years ago
no longer worth it
I just left feeling robbed. As mentioned by others, you can only get full nudity in the private rooms. I got a few dances on the floor with some of the pretty dancers. They...
MasterT71
Indiana
reviewed
6 years ago
maybe my last visit
Recently I made my first visit since spring. While I had a generally good time, it could well be my last visit due to some recent policy changes. Back in May there were some price...
mick829
Illinois
reviewed
6 years ago
illinois taxes and shitty management end up ruining a great time.
I’ve been coming here since around 1995, and I’ve watched this club go through various changes in that time. Some have worked, some haven’t. But I they've really fucked it up...
AJ1zzle1
Illinois
reviewed
6 years ago
no more full nudity on stage...
The Admiral itself is still clean, nice and classy both inside and out. The music is usually a good mix of rock and hip-hop. The lighting is pretty good and not overdone....
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