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Pumps
1089 Grand St Brooklyn, NY 11211

Reviews

review
published 10 yrs ago
I HATE NYC strip clubs. Except...
reviewed by
pradnodr

6.7

I HATE NYC strip clubs. Except Pumps. I dislike the "Gentlemen's Club" concept. This is a Strip Club. Do "gentlemen" go to see naked ladies? No! Guys go to see naked ladies. This is a…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Cute little dive bar that is...
reviewed by
jamiezz

6.0

Cute little dive bar that is also a strip club. It was pretty crowded when I visited late on a Friday night even though it was the middle of February. I ended up finding a…

review
published 11 yrs ago
The place is about the size...
reviewed by
tuscl

6.7

The place is about the size of a normal bar, except a normal bar doesn't have 3 poles and a giant leopard print stuffed shoe behind it. There are no tables for table dances, just…

review
published 11 yrs ago
What a legitimate waste of a...
reviewed by
fastorange

3.3

What a legitimate waste of a space for a strip club. I decided to pop in a Monday night because Brooklyn doesn't have too many good, legitimate strip clubs. I figured Monday night it would…

review
published 11 yrs ago
It's best to take the bus...
reviewed by
bdjames

6.0

It's best to take the bus here. Parking is non-existent. Drink prices are semi-reasonable. The vast majority of the girls have a plethora of tattoos. Either they have one or two, or they are sleeved…

review
published 11 yrs ago
In case anyone needs to know,...
reviewed by
janedoe408

4.7

In case anyone needs to know, there is no housemom or DJ there so there are no tipouts required. There is also no house fee. However they take half a cut of the lapdances ($10,…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I had some time off with...
reviewed by
oa2k

6.0

I had some time off with no plans and lots of time to kill. So I decided to hit up a club or 2 up just to roll the dice. Almost no cars in…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I came here before 7 a...
reviewed by
hereandthere

7.3

I came here before 7 a few weeks ago after a shit day. I didn't know the neighborhood so I took a cab and the club was in the middle of nowhere. ID was checked…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Decent girls, but way too expensive...
reviewed by
mmg01983

4.3

Decent girls, but way too expensive to spend any time here. Don't sit at the bar or you'll be spending a dollar a minute, at least. The girls dancing behind the bar are very pushy…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I have been to this club...
reviewed by
WTF1234

5.3

I have been to this club off and on for a few years, and Have reviewed it. As I have mentioned in my last review. I was going back and provide feed backs as an…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Swanky dive bar, tattooed girls in...
reviewed by
yegi

5.0

Swanky dive bar, tattooed girls in bikinis, and motorcycles. Very chill. This is what sums up the place.

This place is tiny! As soon as you walk in you'll see the main bar on the right.…

review
published 12 yrs ago
When I came to visit NY...
reviewed by
sexxxysadie

5.3

When I came to visit NY all of my 20-something friends screamed that I should go to pumps, so on a lazy monday evening I decided to hit it up. It's in an industrial…