Pumps
1089 Grand St
Brooklyn, NY 11211
Reviews
Submit a ReviewIt used to be good
I have gone to Pumps about 6 times, both with and without friends, to enjoy a pleasant night with the ladies. However, this place is becoming worse as time goes by. The only good thing…
SoyTuPapiDavid
Sep 18, 2016, 12:00 AM
Topless Biker Bar
Heard about this place for a while, sounded like a dumpy Brooklyn biker bar with some topless Suicide Girls behind the counter (which it is). A little out of the way for me, but my…
DoctorZaius
Sep 16, 2016, 12:00 AM
Hot girls, bad set up and m.o.
I actually found this place on Yelp, and there were mixed reviews, with the bad ones complaining about girls asking for money for doing nothing... I was curious and went early on a Thursday.
There is…
MxDrvn
Jun 11, 2016, 12:00 AM
Pumps is a titty bar, not a strip club
There are half naked women who look like they belong on the cover of tattoo biker ladies quarterly, and a bar, and three short poles, but no club to speak of. We came mid-week…
rtheta242
Mar 17, 2016, 12:00 AM
Happy Holidays!
Haven been to this club is a few months, so I stop by on Christmas Eve and stay til about 1 am Christmas Day. This place had a lot of people, mostly Bohemian Type, everyone…
WTF1234
Dec 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
Good vibe but heavy tip parade
The Basics:
Arrived around 9:30 expecting a cover but was not charged one
$7 Beers. All of them same price
$20 Dances
I actually like this place. It's like a strip club landed on top of a…
mjpenn07
Dec 19, 2015, 12:00 AM
Weird setup
It's very different than other clubs i've been to in that the dancers dance behind the bar while you sit on the main floor or at the bar, but on the same level as them.…
Palagi9
Dec 2, 2015, 12:00 AM
It's Topless in Brooklyn
When I first walked in, the place seemed a bit lonely, especially for a Saturday evening. I arrived around 9 p.m., you show ID and they pat you down, good security. Slowly more…
emilio42
Oct 6, 2015, 12:00 AM
No thank you
I am shocked this place has as high a rating as it does. The girls are average at best, the entire setup reminds me of an awful stripclub I went to once in columbus ohio,…
Therealbigjulian
Aug 2, 2015, 12:00 AM
Small place, divebar, casual, no hustle,...
Small place, divebar, casual, no hustle, cheap beers (for a strip club).
You can sit at the bar and give dollar tips to the girls dancing on the other side of the bar. There is a…
tuck1
Jul 12, 2015, 12:00 AM
Came here the other evening after...
Came here the other evening after not having been in probably 3 years. It hasn't changed much which isn't a bad thing. Didn't have to pay a cover- not sure if it was based on…
Reginanew
May 22, 2015, 12:00 AM
Sitting on the eastern edge of...
Sitting on the eastern edge of Williamsburg, Pumps has a somewhat more 'alt', biker-ish vibe than most of NY's clubs. Which is great. It's not uncommon for a few girls to have some interesting tats,…
tuscl
Apr 1, 2015, 12:00 AM


