Reviews

Went to visions for the third time and was not disappointed. Had a great time. Spent the afternoon with a beautiful woman with a gorgeous body. Enjoyed three lap dances with her. She really was…

I've been here a couple of times and it seems like it can be very hit or miss. There are some attractive women, cover is cheap and even "party room" dances are pretty inexpensive…

Interesting place. At first it has the feel of a neighborhood sports bar. Lots of TV's on the wall and LSU was playing, so maybe it was getting more attention than normal. The club has…

Visited a few times during the week in the afternoon. The place was a little empty but the girls were generally nice and approachable. However, quality really does vary. I'd say the range is probably…

Choosing the right girl in this club can make all the difference. There is a wider variety than most clubs - for my taste from 4 to 9's. There are three lap areas…

If your looking for a gentelmens club where you and your girlfriend or wife can visit this is definetly a good one. I made my second trip to visions this past weekend and took my girlfriend with…

Finally back in New Orleans after a six months. Decided to hit up Visions right after they open. Concerning the area while people say it is bad. During the day I see no…

I'm a local and usually stop by Visions on the way home in the afternoon. Four bucks gets you in the door with a ticket for a free drink. Afternoons are a hit and miss...…

First visit impressions (4 hours in the club on a Saturday Night): The local area appears very sketchy (a lot of police, gravel parking lot, & the surroundings aren't so great). But you'll be…

I've reviewed this club many times in the past and little has changed. This is in my opinion the best club in NOLa, though it's not really up to the standards of most adult-entertainment cities…

Well, it's been about 8 months since my last review of Visions. I won't repeat what I have already said, except to emphasize that this is a really solid, enjoyable club. I have been back…

Stopped in Visions based on the recommendation of a dancer who used to work the NOLA clubs. She said it was local, “different” and it was the only club in NOLA that wasn’t a…

Yes, yes and yes, or at least as far as New Orleans is concerned. I won't venture to say the best in the city since i haven't tried all of them, but a definite…

Recently I finally ventured into the VIP room with one of my favorite dancers. It is $150 a half-hour and you are basically alone( except for the night vision camera ). Having been a regular…

After a disappointing stop at Scuttlebutts in Slidel, I continued onto to New Orleans to what is becomming one of my favorite clubs in NOLA. Please realize that this club has a weird layout. The club…

THE BASICS: Although a part of town, parking seemed very safe because the bouncer mulled outside the door all night. Arrived at 10:30 p.m. on a Wednesday evening in April and stayed until 2:30. The…

I'm just really disappointed in Vision's lately. My last two visits were the saddest strip club trips ever.Unlike the previous reviewer, I think the quality of the girls has slipped. There used to be lots of…

I visit Visions regularly but have not reviewed it in about eight months, so I thought I'd give a nice long description. Most things have changed very little over that time. (This review is listed…

i really like this club. i was visiting from out of town and had checked this board before i went. While the club is in a bad part of town the dancers more than made…

Visions is great. The extra long bar allows several dancers to be on stage at the same time. There is a good mix of ethnicities, if you like variety like I do, The…

Made another visit to my favorite club in New Orleans. The place is friendly with easy parking and friendly ladies. For those of you who have not visited the club, it has two giant U-shaped bars.…

I am not a seasoned vet when it comes to strip clubs, but I've been to a few. We went here on Feb 8th,2011 at around 9p.m. Driving to the club you can tell…

I went to Visions in the late afternoon. U-shaped bar. You gotta tip one $ for every girl that comes around. The girls there vary widely in attractiveness (the ugly ones are very annoying). I…

Visions is in a bad part of town, but they seem to have good security and I've never known of any problems because of the neighborhood. I live about 100 miles from New Orleans…

Recently made my monthly trip to Visions. Actually I went twice this past month and will report both here. About three weeks ago I arrived on a Monday early afternoon about noon.…