Visions Reviews

Made my way back to New Orleans East for another Visions visit. Arrived around 12:30pm to find about 15 dancers and about 8 customers. About 6 or 7 of the dancers were very hot African American dancers. Was very glad to see this. Shortly after sitting...

Visited this club while on vacation, and finally got a chance to check to this place after hearing tons of greats things about it. And boy this place lived up to the hype. They had about 25 to 30 girls working that night. Everyone in there was...

I finally got the chance to check out Visions in mid September 2010, and was very pleased.

First, the bad:
This is not a great neighborhood. In fact as I was leaving one of the girls I'd been talking to asked me twice if I was sure I knew how to get...

Have made several trips to Visions since my last report, so I'll include them all here. One trip was on a Tuesday a couple weeks ago. Was immediately approached by Hope. She instantly started asking for dances, drinks, etc. She seemed extremely stoned and started in...

I paid a visit to Visions on Saturday night. It was my first visit since my last review further down the page.

Nothing has much changed, with one important exception.

In addition to the $20.00 lap dance in the common area (described in multiple reviews below), and the $30.00 semi-private...

Well, this place is a departure from Bourbon Street. I had visited Bourbon with some friends & we decided to hit this place as well. Overall, a decent experience. Drinks weren't completely over the top, a few decent dancers there, too. After tipping at the rail...

I was in New Orleans for the weekend and wanted to escape from Bourbon St for a few hours. This club was really easy to get to off of I-10 and the doorman is situated such that he can watch the parking lot at all times. It was...

This is the best club in the New Orleans area in my opinion. The prices are very reasonable and the bartenders and staff are very friendly and cordial. The girls are a range, but include almost all body types. There are always a few that I...

First time at Visions in a long time. Club was not very crowded and the dancers that were not on stage were just sitting around the bar. Was pleasantly surprised when a tall dark haired woman came by and started talking with me. She was a 9...

Perhaps it's just been my last few visits, but it just doesn't seem quite as much fun as it used to be here. Went in recently, arriving about 1pm. I'm no youngster, but I was the youngest guy in the place. There were about 10 guys there...

I went to this place just once. There were a couple of 8/9 girls. there was some bachelor party going on and we could not get enough attention. but otherwise alright. the girls were friendly and willing to accommodate me.

the atm inside the club was charging just $4 dollars...

Most of the reviews below do a good job breaking this place down.

- Average to above average girls.
- Great lapper contact
- 20 or 30 per lapper depending on if you want a private booth or not
- Beer/drinks relatively cheap
- Seating is uncomfortable; by my standards the place is a dive.
-...

I've become annoyingly regular at this place, and I don't dislike it. It now has (in my personal pantheon) a new rival, in that Penthouse offers an excellent high-mileage deal in its 20-minutes $100 lap-dance arrangement, because at Visions you'd pay by the song at $30 each. But still, Visions...

Since it is unusual, please note that this place is closed on all holidays. My plan to visit on Mmemorial Day went down in flames.

Good news, is the place made a full recovery with two visits later in the week.

Once again, the dancers are friendly and the contact is...

Biggest negative is that it is not in downtown new orleans , but very close to I-10 ,neighborhood looked ok at night

There is a guy sitting near the door who watches the parking lot, so the cars should be safe.
Showed my hotel key & the cover was waived

Interesting W...

Reviews said this was the best in New Orleans and I saw why. You can skip the cover easily with hotel key etc., drinks are reasonably priced, and so many very good looking girls to choose from - no 10s but most 6-8. What I liked the most was...

I've been to Visions several times. If your coming to New Orleans, this is the place to go. The girls are friendly and easy to talk to. They dont push you to buy them a drink every few minutes. Any time you come in you make it what you want....

BOTTOM LINE: highly recommended most of the time. Always remember YMMV. 

I have been going to Visions for five years and almost always have a good time. The girls are generally 6/7s on a very strict scale with the occasional 4/5s and 8/9s thrown in (again on a very strict scale). 

Every...

Once again Visions can be hit or miss as far as dancer numbers. But once your in, just sitting at the bar and enjoying the ladies dancing above you is worth it. I would say that 75% of the time I find a dancers who is exciting company. As always...

Stopped by on lunch break to see the daytime talent. quite a few dancers ranging from low to middle to high quality. was only there for two minutes hadn't even gotten my drink yet and had a dancer non stop asking for a drink or a dance. had...

I guess not every visit can be a great one. At least not here. This visit was the definition of YMMV. Got there around 1:00 to a pretty packed house...at least for that time of day. As I walked in there was a VERY nice looking...

Made a second visit to the club to club to pass a few pleasant hours. THere were about 15 girls on the shift with most of them in the 5 to 7 range. However,there was one solid 9 with a great set of tits. After a little conversation at the...

I've been a frequent Visions visitor. I have found the dancers to be above-average in appearance and what I really appreciate is that though the dancers will approach the customer they are not pushy, unlike some other clubs I have visited. It's a farely large place, and a great place...

I headed to New Orleans to attend a business meeting and made a couple of visits to Visions. The girls were hot as usual, but also as usual they stayed rooted to the bar and didn't interact with too many customers. This proves the conventional wisdom about Visions that...

Previously, I've thoroughly enjoyed the day shift here. I went this time on a Friday and arrived around 2 or 3. Selection was not as good as has been in the past. Not as much mileage in the VIP as previous. One girl, whose name escapes...