Visions Reviews

Finally back in New Orleans after a six months. Decided to hit up Visions right after they open. Concerning the area while people say it is bad. During the day I see no problems. It is located right by the I-10 off ramps. A few PL's in the...

I'm a local and usually stop by Visions on the way home in the afternoon. Four bucks gets you in the door with a ticket for a free drink.

Afternoons are a hit and miss... Shift change is around 4:00 p.m., so a little more variety comes in. There...

First visit impressions (4 hours in the club on a Saturday Night): The local area appears very sketchy (a lot of police, gravel parking lot, & the surroundings aren't so great). But you'll be surprised by what you find inside.

7/10 Club Quality (design maximizes $$$-making efficiency):
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I've reviewed this club many times in the past and little has changed. This is in my opinion the best club in NOLa, though it's not really up to the standards of most adult-entertainment cities like Tampa, Toronto, Houston. So I'm not saying you'll get the eye-candy of Vegas, or...

Well, it's been about 8 months since my last review of Visions. I won't repeat what I have already said, except to emphasize that this is a really solid, enjoyable club. I have been back four times since my last review, on a few different evenings, and still think this...

Stopped in Visions based on the recommendation of a dancer who used to work the NOLA clubs. She said it was local, “different” and it was the only club in NOLA that wasn’t a rip-off. Don’t know about the other clubs but she was right about the local...

Yes, yes and yes, or at least as far as New Orleans is concerned. I won't venture to say the best in the city since i haven't tried all of them, but a definite better than the ones in Meterie and the inner city. I see no reason...

Recently I finally ventured into the VIP room with one of my favorite dancers. It is $150 a half-hour and you are basically alone( except for the night vision camera ). Having been a regular of the $20 per dance room, then the more private $30 per dance booths,...

After a disappointing stop at Scuttlebutts in Slidel, I continued onto to New Orleans to what is becomming one of my favorite clubs in NOLA.

Please realize that this club has a weird layout. The club has two giant U shaped bars and the dancers circualte around the bars and stop...

THE BASICS: Although a part of town, parking seemed very safe because the bouncer mulled outside the door all night. Arrived at 10:30 p.m. on a Wednesday evening in April and stayed until 2:30. The $8 cover included one beer ticket. I drank beer for $5 each (don't know whether...

I'm just really disappointed in Vision's lately.

My last two visits were the saddest strip club trips ever.Unlike the previous reviewer, I think the quality of the girls has slipped. There used to be lots of hot/trashy local girls and we now seem to be experiencing and influx of trashy eastern...

I visit Visions regularly but have not reviewed it in about eight months, so I thought I'd give a nice long description. Most things have changed very little over that time. (This review is listed as weekday evening, my usual time to visit, but I've been at several times, across...

i really like this club. i was visiting from out of town and had checked this board before i went. While the club is in a bad part of town the dancers more than made up for its poor location! There is a good mix of girls here and most...

Visions is great. The extra long bar allows several dancers to be on stage at the same time. There is a good mix of ethnicities, if you like variety like I do, The lap dances are great, girls are not too pushy, but so bug you for drinks...

Made another visit to my favorite club in New Orleans. The place is friendly with easy parking and friendly ladies.

For those of you who have not visited the club, it has two giant U-shaped bars. Figure a U that is about 40' long and about 8' wide. The dancers perform...

I am not a seasoned vet when it comes to strip clubs, but I've been to a few. We went here on Feb 8th,2011 at around 9p.m. Driving to the club you can tell that its not the best part of town, but if you know New Orleans, it's...

I went to Visions in the late afternoon. U-shaped bar. You gotta tip one $ for every girl that comes around. The girls there vary widely in attractiveness (the ugly ones are very annoying). I got a $20 dance from the hottest girl there and it was pretty mediocre. I...

Visions is in a bad part of town, but they seem to have good security and I've never known of any problems because of the neighborhood. I live about 100 miles from New Orleans and I go to New Orleans several times a year and I go to Visions...

Recently made my monthly trip to Visions. Actually I went twice this past month and will report both here. About three weeks ago I arrived on a Monday early afternoon about noon. There were more dancers than customers; always a good thing. Chatted with some old...

My wife and I went to Visions late on a Saturday night. There were about 20 dancers in the club of widely varying quality, something for everyones tastes. We settled on two seats close to the door and had a few drinks. While watching the girls dance...

I visited Visions on a Monday night before the Sugar Bowl. I had done a fair amount of research on clubs in the New Orleans area and was concerned about the quality of the clubs, dancers and private dances. As you would expect if you are a seasoned club patron...

I went to Visions on a Saturday night with my boyfriend, and it was pretty crowded. There were a lot of dancers and variety or girls, something for everyone. One beautiful hot brunette girl named Melissa was serving shots and agreed to come dance for us and gave...

Visit this place for the first time with a few buddies. As many others have said this business is located in an industrial area. For a slow week night this place had about 10+ women working the stage and floor. Drinks are cheap, women are very friendly. I spent about...

Made my latest trip to Visions yesterday. Arrived about 11:30am. The club had only been open for 30mins. There were 11 girls on duty and I was the only customer. Upon arrival I grabbed my "free" beer (the one you get for paying the $4 cover...

This is my second review of Visions, and I am trying to avoid repeating myself, so I will talk a little bit about some of the differences this time around.

My first visit was in mid September, and I was able to get back there in late November, and I was...